AEW DYNAMITE #6

Christian burying Jungle Shitter yet again, and trying to salvage this dumpster fire of a show

Why would you use a picture of these two shitters?

Yuck.

Toni Storm's ass is so wide, yo mama fits on it

incredible Dynamite this week

>wears a turtleneck in the summer time
what a great heel

So what exactly does this have to do with Game of Thrones?

Evil turtleneck Christian is over with me brother

I believe Christian!

Christian is one of the best talkers working today.

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bad night for fake punches with how bad Gun missed here and Punks garbo ones

>Your dad is dead
>And you will die soon
>I dont want to fight you
>I'll help you
Lmao

I don't know who that is

finally a based game thread, maybe this episode will stop being terrible

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Christian JB kino

Christian is making some valid points here

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it’s poorly written and makes the audience disappointed

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slut

Doing absolutely everything he can to not fight

Hug him !!!

Christian is the only thing salvaging this shitty episode

I BELIEVE CHRISTIAN

they all look like Peter Dinklage

Based sign

Based Dynamite wasted on this shitty crowd

Based Christian saving this episode

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they are only on tv because of the company that makes game of thrones

>bla bla bla I'm a huge faggot
cool story bro

FEEEEEEET

>YOUR DAD IS DEAD
>I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOM
>...
>I WILL BE YOUR NEW DAD

Based Very Low Superkick

QT

based

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I was just about to say, why do people bother to buy front row tickets to wrestling if they are just going to sit there and not react to anything.

hbo sponsored tonights episode of dynamite.
so they put together a match about 'dragons'
thats all. you're trying to read too far into it

Where the fuck is security from the first segment

Don't forget Moxs wavy arms

I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP

>can see his hands hit first

Ok but seriously...what was the t-shirt?

I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP

baked password?

I forgot that Luchasaurus was suspended

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NEVER MY FAMILY

>Two matches so far
>One was a squash

I like dark Jungle Jack

all the good crowds migrated to WWE

They're still holding back Mox and Punk

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"Christian is a pussy"

this

i can't remember what it was

Trying to wrestle a cooler full of White claws away from Mox

What the fuck is happening here? Where’s Lucha? Who’s side is he on? Why not wait until All Out to have Jungle Boy get his hands on Christian so that it actually matters?

>movie

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>he refreshed
KWAB

wwe lite!

"Christian is a pussy"

I think it's just Warner Bros Synergy going on

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Vince is booking AEW now.

Kek

Based Tony Khan, mixing up the formula once in a while with an angle driven show

>suspended for attacking an official backstage
Archer, Anna and Jericho have been doing that regularly that makes no fucking sense

twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1560071750033055747

>random pic of shitters not even on the show
>didn't copy info from previous thread
never make a gamethread again

based pka taylor

brb copping this rn

Punk has taken zero bumps tonight. What's he gonna do? Pipebomb more?

what was she suspended for?

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Edrones fucking seething tonight at this banger of a show

didnt he get raped?

Jericho has power, and it's Archer has a terrifying presence.

getting choked by anna is a reward

I'll pop if The Golden Elite is back

Hell yeah dude.

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KENNY IN TENNY

come home jungle boy come home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>last 40 mins
>Two matches
>Ones a squash

>expecting consistency and details to make sense

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ANOTHER HOTSHOT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, PLEASE WATCH

Jungle Faggot has seen this woman's anus and you never will.

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>I think it's just Warner Bros Synergy going on

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Is there a women's match tonight?

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She has a sexy voice

They have three more matches on the card right? How the fuck are they going to squeeze them in?

>Archer has a terrifying
Post the webm

These streams are going down every 30 seconds goddamn

>Banger
It's a fucking shit show

The irony is someone killed him and no one cares

probably gonna be next and then the main

>Thread full of QT Asians and Traps
Thank you anons, for fufilling all my fetishes at once.

I'm new to aew

Who are the top waifus ?

I only know sky blue and Toni storm

1 of them was also a 2 out of three fall

yam bag jones over here

I still think Tony will fuck up the Christian JB feud somehow

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not trying to console war but this episode has been asscheeks

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I completely forgot the Pinnacle existed

Jade and only Jade

Wardlow has a voice built for mediocre youtube analysis.

Cope

I didn't even want to ffs, drop the password bro

Riho is a real life angel

Abadon

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nah it's based and you're a fat virgin
signed Mr. Based (Esq.)

He also gets to watch whilst Hobbs fucks her raw
Very lucky indeed.

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Squash matches for everyone

PINNACLE

Really forcing FTR and BoredLow to face Lethal and Great Value Khali

Why did Statlander get a new name

>Kilynn King
Wasn't she on those early Pandemic Dynamites where they had 14 people for 3 months worth of shows?

KiLynn King bros nows our time

wow. this episode blows. KEK

Time to shit on your parade

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I hate niggers but I love AEW.

TONI TIME

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>Pinnacle
>no Tully and MJF

Nyla Rose

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no vince?

Faggot Henley looks so fucking hot in that webm.

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my nigga who that tho

those 3 and a half hour Dark shows were something else

Hey Dice

iktf bro

>women
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

anyways how are you going today bros everything okay?

I wnat to rub my ass all over Kylynn forehead

fuck yeah a womens match with no stakes. surely this will help the ratings reach a milly

Thought her screen said KUM KING

>"Whats your gimmick?"
>"My gimmick is im uglier Luna"
>"Ok"

Didn't they lose to Best Friends on Rampage?
How are they getting a match with dudes that have belts? This is Vince-tier booking.

LET'S GO TONI

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>He also gets to watch whilst Hobbs fucks her raw
>Very lucky indeed.

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THERES A GOBLIN WATCHING TV!!

Finally, a piss break

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So is Kilyn King a tranny or no?

This weeks episode is putting me to sleep bros

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thunder rosa looking like the wicked witch

>kilynn

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Toni is flat ?

Jokes on you.. you only made me harder.

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absolute mad lass

>6’1
Is she single?

Welcome back

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>Toni Storm
>And the crowd goes mild
Bros, you told me she was popular, why would you lie? There was no reaction for her

This should've been our girl doing the job on TV, Madibros

I hate trannies but I love AEW.

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>Taftaj
>Sue Lightning
>Shiri Allwood
>Bailey Jay
>Aubrey Kate
>Sienna Grace (pre op)
>Ella Hollywood
>Eduarda Rodriguez
>Natalie Mars
>
Asuke/Veny would get it too

Jungle Boy seriously needs to hit the gym, get more violent and aggressive and grow a beard most importanlty. He would make a great tweener but he seriously just looks like a babyface. He could stab someone on live TV and I'd still think he's too good looking to be a good bad boy type.

BOYS IT'S TONI STORMS AMAZING ASS TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
I'm finna coom to this match.

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fuck off chud

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No
But womeme shouldn't be that tall
They should be Jade-height at most

no woman has popped a crowd since they stopped doing bra and panty matches

I only watch her matches, so it has been a while

no she's dating some literal who jobber

so many face filters it’s hard to focus on the ass

>Crowd so dead from the woman's match you can hear the echos

Same.

You need to find an alternative to baked, it’s not even that difficult, if I needed to I could find like 10 right now. These streams are getting absolutely killed tonight

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I see why they call him "Rock Hard"

no, she's just from ohio

>fuck off chud

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as long as my dick and tongue fits into it is all that matters..

Picture in Picture during a coom match hurts my soul.

'ate gays
'ate trannys
'ate women
luv AWE
simple as

That's blatantly untrue

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HOLY BASED BROTHER

I feel like Garcia/Danielson fucked with the pacing of this show and it never really got off the ground

is boy or girl?

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Will you guys PLEASE stop posting beautiful women? I'm here for wojaks and wrestling.

Good guy Tony giving us a piss break before Kenny returns

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I hope your dream comes true

I'd say she should have been a basketball player with her heightbut with how dimeless the WNBA is maybe being a wrestler was a better decision

big if true

Tony totally just banned the Hulkster because he's a mark who seethes over Hogan burying his smark favorites and it has nothing to do with Hulkster saying the word

You serious, bro?

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Does she even know what AEW is?

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Based

Well we has a good first hour anyway and coincidentally there was no womeme stuff in it..

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>entire match is muted with ads
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This Dynamite hasn’t been very good bros frfr

Is Kilynn King a man?
Look at the jawline bros.

I’m bored.

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Mox taking a decade to get to the ring probably drags it down

Quit posting trannies

I personally think 2 out of 3 falls doesn't work well unless it's the main event or a PPV match.

This Kilynn thing honestly looks like a dude, I can’t fucking tell if half these things are butch bitches or feminine dudes. Fuck this gay earth.

cope simps, go buy another onlyfans sub instead of showering

Tony assumed 3 rounds count for 3 matches

No, nobody really does

I can't lie I'm ready for a face Kenny run. I liked early AEW face Kenny better than the goofy heel run he had even if his best AEW matches were during it

>Go Pro Jones
Taz is the best

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>GoPro Jones

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Either way I'm happy desu

sauce?

>Mox and Punk Kino
>Danielson and Garcia Kino
>Mox and Punk Kino again
>Acclaimed Kino
>Women's match
>Young Bucks Kino
Yep, I'd say this is a below average Dynamite

>Toni's heavy breathing

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This please, also what's wojaks?

OH YEAH

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CROTCH SHOT

Does Becky Lynch have an onlyfans?

>Well we has a good first hour anyway and coincidentally there was no womeme stuff in it..

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based TK putting women in their place

What are the odds we get 1 more Mox/Punk break up fight segment?

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Why is #1 ranked going competitive with someone who's never been on TV before and isn't signed? Squash her in 5 minutes and move on

>Only woman's match on the card
>At least half will be mute over commercials
Based

AEW be like:
Bro do you want to watch a boring 2/3 falls match and KiLynn King vs Toni Storm?

I be like:
No not really lmaoooo

all i want is for the commentary desk to just stop acting like they give a fuck about this match and just chat shit, and let bros be bros

best parts of dynamite is when you hear taz start laughing at JR's random dementia comments

It's been his gimmick for over a year, newfag.
Any Forums has unironically mindbroken you into thinking any masculine woman you see is a tranny

TK hates Hulk cause Hogan never passed the torch to Bret

jungle kyona down that bad?

Good lord.

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I want Mox to storm the ring mid-women's match and start yelling for Punk

Tony's admitted already he doesn't care about women's wrestling and just has it at all to appease Kenny and Adam Cole

give it a couple years

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toni selling up in the air by waving and the crowd waved back to her. KEK

this crowd is so bored.

The waving lol

Tiny Khan's schizo booking at it's best

>Paying for softcore porn
>Of another man's wife
>When she's actually a good wrestler

>Paul WWE is match central loses ratings
>TK making it a promo show
Bet they will get that Milly.

Absolutely built for Breeding.

BRAPPER MUSIC

Mixed blacks are the only good blacks and everyone knows it.

God DAYUM I wanna get hit with the sweet cheeks music...

Yay

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>sweet cheeks music

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Honestly, AEW needs to either sign actual big names for the women's division, go whole hog with Joshi, or scrap the division. Right now it's just a not good slog that kills ratings

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SWEET CHEEKS MUSIC

KENNY TIME MY NIGGAS

how about mandy rose vs zoey stark or drew mcintyre vs kevin owens?
yeah that's right, one more win for the good guys

All the bad stuff if over with, Cleaner bros nows our time

>Any Forums
rent-free

>It's been his gimmick for over a year, newfag.
>Any Forums has unironically mindbroken you into thinking any masculine woman you see is a tranny

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Not Any Forums, just society

>Sonny Kiss on Dynamite
literally the first time since losing to Kenny Omega kek

fat

SHEEEEEEEEESH

Because you have to beat at least 1 jobber on TV before you can challenge for a belt.

>Asian cuties
>Ebony Kweens
>Hot Traps
AEW anons have great taste.

I'M HEARING THE BATTLE CRY BROS

>Toni Storm wins
>And the crowd goes mild again
Why do we like this no dimes dyke?

damn lee johnson did a number on her

fucking hell nameola?