Is it cope to say that I can pleasure a girl with my 6.5 incher as much as a guy with an 8 incher

Everyone says that guys who say girls scream out in pleasure from their huge dicks are just lying. But I don't think they are. I heard a few foids gossiping tonight about how a guy was "so big he tore me open but omg i loved every second of it" and now I'm feeling insecure. How do I compete with my 6.5'r if every femoid has ridden an 8 inch super dick?

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I don't know. The only positive thing in my life is knowing I'm almost as thick as a glade can. I'm only 6.5 inches long though.

Who cares what they think tbqh

>8 inches thick
Bull fucking shit. She must be measuring wrong. I fucking refuse to believe that shit.

Loose tape measure.
Not wrapped perpendicularly around the cross section. In other words oval instead of circular circumference.

Try these tricks on yourself or a banana. If you don't have a tailor tape use a strip of paper. Easy to gain an inch or more with subtle fuckery.

It's like 5, 5.5. The camera is right up against it too to make it look bigger. For reference a typical soda can is 8.25" girth.

>8" inches
hmm... okay, so I think the most important thing is....
>in circumference
jesus, do you want to fuck human women or mares?
an average pussied woman would be agonizing to take anything above 6"...

>8in
I'm so glad I've touched enough grass to know it's not blue and not worry my whole life that grass is blue.

Well I know Im a dicklet sitting at 6in long and 5.5in girth. But I haven accepted it and just sworn off women. Once a girl literally laughed at my dick and told all her friends I stopped trying.

I forgot to mention the most common trick. The fake ruler.

haha i used "cope" as a noun while talking about sex, i am such a robot xDD!!

i know this post is bait because of the pixels and having seen quite a few bait posts in my day

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Basically your competition window is called "boyfriend dick". You're big enough to be noticed, but not big enough to leave them store ("tore me open"). A big dick is great, but you can't bone all the time you would want to in an LTR.
It's pretty brutal user. Some people might tell you that you can compensate by giving head and stuff, but this is a meme. Bigger dicks make giving head even more important, since you need the lubrication, so they're actually more likely to give head. It's just Reddit cope to say you can compete directly.

If you're not webm related your dick isn't holding you back when it comes to girls/dating.

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Why are there so many faggots on this website?
Answer please.

6 inches length and 5.5 inches girth is above average, you coombrained porn addicted basement dwelling fucking retard.

lol okay pal
I guess you kind of have to believe that though, don't you?

LMAO yeah its barely above average but its not what women want. Do women want an average man in bed?

Your penis size is actually quite big provided you are telling the truth.

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>muh underestimated studies

Yeah I am sure Tiny White Girls Love Big (7 inch) Fat Cocks Vol 2, a handful of cherry picked monster cocks (That for some reason a presumably "straight" man has saved on his computer), and the anecdotes of people that have never even had sex + the anecdotes of women who can't accurately judge penis size are better sources of information. Kill yourself.

As long as she isn't a stretched out size queen, your penis size doesn't matter as long as it isn't under 5 inches.

7 is average user

What makes me sad is that despite my dick being pretty good I cannot cum like this micro dick, it's usually watery and clear and not as much. Kinda makes me sad

I had that happen to me too user. Didn't it not happen to you as a kid? I think the microplastics kicked in and made us infertile.