Escortcel Thread

Post where you live and your experiences with escorts

Mfw rejected for being Indian, it's fucking over

Kill all women

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How the fuck did an escort even reject you?

You didn't even post where you live, good job following your own thread instructions dumbass

i genuinely badly want to fuck an escort, but i don't have the balls or drive to try to find one around here. too much anxiety about it being a setup, or the girl robbing me or something.

>SoCal
>Escorts and pornstars all over the place
>Very easy (but usually expensive) to fuck pornstars, at least 2-3x the cost of an escort on average so I don't do it often
>Mostly good experiences, as long as you treat the girls well they tend to respond in kind
>Started being an escortcel back in 2017, my first few experiences were shitty because I came way too soon
>I've had sex with Aletta Ocean, Stacy Cruz, Tia Layne and Kayla Kayden

>UK
>Called an escort to my hotel when I was in London for work
>Chinese woman showed up
>Paid for an hour, so took it slow
>Stripped her down, got in the shower with her, then I groped and carassed her tits and ass, rubbing my cock against her pussy
>Kissed her neck, wanted to see if I could get her into it
>had her up against the shower wall, rubbing my cock against her pussy lips, gently kissing her neck and collarbone
>had my hands on her ass and every now and again I'd pull her in close and gently run my fingers down her slit to see how wet she was.
>When she was good and ready, I picked her up, still soaking wet from the shower, and put her on the bed
>Put a vest on my jimmy and slid it in
>virginity lost
>gently had sex with her in the mating press and kept it going for as long as I could
>Probably lasted about 5-6 mins, then got as deep as I could inside her and fucked her as hard and as fast as I could
>Came
>Cuddled for a little while, then she got dressed, got paid and left
>took a shit, ordered chicken fried rice and watched family guy
>Smashed the presentation the next day

highly recommended.

any leafs in ontario get escorts around here? how? i'm so desperate to fuck a girl and i'd like to at least lose my virginity before i turn 30 soon.

Lol stupid inceI

i didn't ask to be born ugly man. i've never had a girl show any interest in me at all my entire life. i just want to experience sex once, prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason. for men like me who just will never be good enough for any women.

>SoCal
>Banged escorts in Cali a couple of times when I thought the border was closed cause of covid
>Went back to banging brothel girls and escorts in Tijuana when I realized it wasnt actually closed and I could just tell them I was going to the dentist
>Have fucked brothel girls in Tijuana brothels like Hong Kong and Adelitas (this one has milfs)
>Started in 2019
>Now mainly bang escort chicks in Tijuana using escort agencies
>I'll find a girl I like, message the agency in the morning, then confirm, then arrive at the love motel and give them my room # to send the girl
>About a week ago I fucked pic related for 105 bucks for an hour
>Sex was pretty decent, gave me a bj no condom, then we fucked in different positions, in missionary I could feel her wetness and she said it felt good in Spanish and was moaning, then pulled my head down to hers , it was hot desu

After that I showered and got an Uber back to the border and had tacos at a stand there and bought some cialis at a pharmacy to try out

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Bump you faggots

Don't tell me you'd rather see retarded fembot threads and the same stupid threads that are always posted

Is there a way where you can hire a sex worker for a month to live with you and be your bang maid?

be incredibly rich

>WA
>never had an escort in the US
>only had them on my various trips to asia
>been with women and ladyboy/newhalfs
>mostly good experiences with a few bad ones
Planning a trip down to Tijuana this summer. Also how easy is it to find escorts in Vancouver Canada?

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What's your income?

>live in the middle of nowhere
>all escorts are either morbidly obese uggos or obvious police setups/scams
pain

I don't have the balls to try. I'd imagine it's just as hard as trying to date regularly considering volume of incels here. They're probably booked solid with richfag tech nerds

>Jack off
>Save the money expense
Checkmate

>text 4 different escorts
>all decline or no response

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I got fucking rejected by one for being black

How the fuck do you think it feels to be even rejected by a whore

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There's no way that was your first time, it gone too well.
ooga booga back to africa

But seriously, all of my experiences (3 girls) were shit, I basically have to force myself to go, I only go because FOMO, and depressed as hell

How often should the escortcel general be up, anons? I planned to make it weekly, but there seems to be more heat for the topic than i expected.
t. user who made the escortcel general a few days agp

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it's not hard just make sure they're verified if it's your first I fucked 3 so far in the Toronto area