To Human

To Human,

I resent you because you come home smelling like other cats sometimes.

Neko

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Neko, I love you but I have to talk to other cats too sometimes

stfu i spend 200$ on sashimi grade tuna for you ungrateful bitch

How's it goin Neko?
some cat dude is ripping you off saying he resents women. Is there a moderator we should call to remove him?

(im new to this board)

Dear Neko,

Stop killing my people for fun.

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I hope catboy threads become a regular thing so I can text rp having one :)
I miss my friend I pretend he was a catboy all the time when I daydream about him now :3c

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To human,

You can't keep making excuses and hurting me!

Neko

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To Ratto

It's my sacred ancient duty to kill vermin! I won't let my master down

Neko

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>tfw no cuddly catboy bf

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always a pleasure to see your posts neko
but my kot is my best fren forever and its not right for you to get jealous like that

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To Human,

You need to get a second job and pay 400$ a week on me!

Neko

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Don't make me bring back the bottle, I thought you outgrew that. Now shut up and eat your dindins.

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Nyaver meanie human!

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So are you supposed to be a female neko or a femboy neko?

and don't give me any "Neko is Neko" shit.

one can only assume female or neko is neko because my catboy post was the only one he did not deem worthy of response

>because my catboy post was the only one he did not deem worthy of response
What's that mean? Who's "he" if you don't mean Neko? you mean the resentful cat poster or do you mean OP?

I'm a cat girl!

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>girl
right, and I'm a tuna sandwich.

Tuna sandwich?

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Yup, women tell me I'm delicious.

Oh, and sashimi isn't a special quality of the fish, It's all the same tuna. Trust me I'd know. Japanese Tuna isn't all from there, it's sourced globally. The difference between sashimi and regular Tuna is that you super freeze sashimi to make it safe to eat instead of cooking it.

What made you want to start posting these threads?

resentful cat poster?
op of course
use one with big booba next time it will make it more obvious, flat cat eared people are too androgynous

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How does it feel knowing that your master secretly keeps a rat as a pet and lets him sit on his lap?

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>op of course
well it's not obvious because you said they must not be a guy, and then called them a "he".

Catgirls are smol

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