I am the cringiest motherfucker that has ever existed. Literally no one can beat me in cringe, cringe is my craft

I am the cringiest motherfucker that has ever existed. Literally no one can beat me in cringe, cringe is my craft.

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>The only time I'm happy for being defeated

No, I am the most cringe. If you heard some of the stuff I've done, you'd die from cringe.

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I really doubt it my friend, I've mastered the cringe after a lifetime of training

No I am, 90% of threads I reply to die right after, that must mean something

That doesn't mean anything I AM the cringiest.

I have had over 4 dakimakura covers, and I refer to them as the 'missus' to all of my friends and family, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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I was hung up on a girl I met from r9k for 4 years, her name was Veronica. Beat that nigger.

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I write happy tree fiends hentai fanfiction and post every two days bc I'm a NEET and have a pet mantis roaming free in my room whom I feed and talk to.

Not cringe at all. Literally what the fuck you're literally a normie.

NoooOOOOoOOOoooo let me beee the most cringe, it's all I have left

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I worked on a girlfriend simulator for nearly 3 years of my life, to the point where it interfered with my personal life. When I was about 12, I wrote in a Minecraft book a story of some giga nigger Tyrone raping the bitch girl I hated alongside fighting people on the server in a comedic fashion.

No can do pal
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Fair enough, I kneel to this user, he is King Cringe.

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I offered to hire a friend to be my escort as a conversational segway to show them my rare and foreign currency collection.

Along with the proposition, I sent pictures of harry potter replica coins I'd use as payment (Ones I received as a birthday gift).

You might be a rival.

I've yet to meet anyone cringier than me. Even when I don't try to be I am. Even when others are intentionally being cringe to be funny I am more cringe than them. I have mastered this craft

When I was 13, a female friend messaged me on Facebook telling me that a mutual friend of ours was on the fence about liking me, in return, I told my mom about it, she got pissed, and I told them I wouldn't be going to see them where we usually met up anymore, they removed me and that was that, the girl who had an interest later messaged me and told me that she wanted to be friends again, I didn't reply.

You did it because you got scared of your mother?

No, my mom was just against relationships that early in life, and the girl was a wigger who already had 3 ex-boyfriends by the age of 12, I dodged a bullet if anything because the moment I walked away, she started dating another person from the same friend group. I was just extremely awkward about the entire thing.

You motherfuckers need MAHJONG

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