No real man owns a cat

No real man owns a cat

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sitting w my cat rn, he loves me

Cool story bro

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>get a cat
>cat is chill likes pets and plays
>get a dog
>dog is emotionally dependant and shits everwhere
ok

>No real man owns a cat
Go be an insecure fag somewhere else. Cats are dope.

damn your cat looks like a dog

If you're picking up the shit of a creature who is below you, you are a beta. That's woman-tier behavior. Real men don't own pets.

You don't own cats, you just coexist with them.

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Dogs and cats are cool. Great pets. Cats are incredibly more easy to take care of. People need to stop keeping reptiles and birds and shit in their houses. You're not a zookeeper. Everyone who's into snakes is a fucking nutcase moron fsr. No idea why

H.P. Lovecraft would like to have a word with you.

Also, I cannot seem to remember his cat’s name…

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Ok fag

I already do two of these

Dogs are for emotionally weak losers. They don't make up for your shit personality. Cats are the true kino pet

>Already this much seethe
But I guess dog owners are the ones who are emotionally disturbed.
Anyway, I have both a dog and a cat. At least I think I got a cat, I don't really see her very often. Prettiest little pest control I ever saw.

>>Already this much seethe
>But I guess dog owners are the ones who are emotionally disturbed.

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keeping a pet indoors is retarded. they are animals, not emotional coping toys.

What are the ramifications of not wiping your ass? Does it give you superpowers like no fap?

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Gotta agree. Man owning a cat is fucking weird.

looking at my golden retriever next to me and he's cute af

got him for free as a pup and he's the best dog ever :)

Post dog

Ozzy Osbald and Flecky White disagree.

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>writes gay fanfic of his love for cats over dogs
>also named his cat nigger man

He was chaotic neutral

That's all this board is
Shitposting, trashtalking, demoralization and moralistic opinionation
Sometimes the memes are good though

>not having one of these to go on walks, runs, and hikes with

Unbased.

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brb let me go train my cat to

>Pull a sled
>Incapacitate criminals
>Sniff out drugs
>Sniff out explosives
>Race
>Guide blind people
>Comfort people suffering from loss and extreme mental trauma
>Fetch my mail
>Herd livestock
>Protect livestock
>Protect me and my livestock from literal wolves
>Run through an obstacle course
>Sniff out truffle
>Hunt game
>Retrieve game
>Flush out game

OH WAIT, I CANT BECAUSE THEYRE DUMB LOSER ANIMALS FOR DUMB LAZY LOSER COPERS WHO THINK THEYRE JUST AS GOOD AS DOGS. all you cat fags are the worst; the chances I get a non-engaging lazy ass dog are far far less than getting that in a cat. 9 times out of 10 you can train out the behavior you fags complain about dogs having too but you're too lazy or stupid to do so. Don't ever argue that cats are superior for any other reason than if you're too busy to take care of a dog. Your cat won't follow you off a leash to the ends of the earth and back or won't basically maul you from excitement when you come through the door even only after being gone for an hour either. Catfags deserve the rope

Being around cats makes you more based

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Both me and my cat have fucked your mother.

No unmarried man should own a pet.

brb let me use my cat for labour instead of simply loving it as a companion
Why don't you just eat it when it gets too old to work as well you homo cunt

Not everyone is 6’3 and able to just get married

Nothing against cats but dogs are just way cooler.

I can do that just as easily and have an animal that is engaging and not retarded

They're things you buy for your kids, like Marvel merchandise it's pathetic for adults to have.

This. I like my friend's dogs and cats, but unless you are a NEET, pets are just too time consuming.

Was about to say this. Owning a big cat would take serious balls

>If you're picking up the shit of a creature who is below you, you are a beta. That's woman-tier behavior. Real men don't own pets.
Real men don't post this bullshit cope

Totally true. A friend's ex girlfriend turned his bedroom and other parts of his house into a fucking reptile room. She didn't have sex with him and was obsessed with death and suffering. I was genuinely worried she would end up killing him.

No pets in cages.

Dogs are emotional support animals. If you own one, it's because you're disturbed.

bro, we've evolved with dogs for like thousands of years, cats are sick but..

true, because a cat refuses to be owned
also cats are based

I've always had both. Bunch of autist's arbitrary definitions of masculinity be damned.