"A-user? I-I brought you some doughnuts.. I made them myself. I hope you like them..."

>"A-user? I-I brought you some doughnuts.. I made them myself. I hope you like them..."

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I don't eat that garbage

Lust and gluttony, two of the biggest sins.

>squeezes her boob and runs away

bitch youre carrying a fucking dunkin donuts box, you arent fooling anybody. now give me a jelly donut

A woman with big tits, AND she's considerate?
wow. I literally don't believe it.
>"Wow thanks Titty-chan, do you maybe wanna catch dinner and a movie sometime?"

>What do you mean youre running SSGOMAD
>Caloric deficit?
>Mess with your gains?
>user youre scaring me

>I made them myself.
right to the trash then, thanks.

i'll have that chocolate glaze one with the white drizzle and chocolate sprinkles on it, thank you.

if i ever saw a couple of cops in plain clothes, this would be it

im gonna need a side of milky milky *winks*

I've never heard them called that before.
And her clothes aren't that plain.

Imagine getting her pregnant and having her breastfeed your children. That would be what I'd call making it in life.

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>Eats donuts
>Takes empty box
>Beats up woman with empty box
Your turn

Hehehe... It's not the donuts I want... It's your tits! Your big ass boobies are what I'm after! Have sex with me, NOW!

this is why none of you will ever lose your virginity

you BITCH I ASKED FOR SCONES
SCONES
NOT DONUTS
FUCK
OFF

I'll bet you I will by the end of this year.

Fuck off rabbi. YWNBAW

im allergic to donuts you fucking assassin

I awkwardly thank her and accept the doughnuts, not realizing the real meaning of the situation until after she leaves. When I do, I eat one of the doughnuts while thinking about what I should have said or done and feeling horrible about it.

I only like glazed but I'll take one as a token of appreciation