See attractive woman

>see attractive woman
>get slightly horny
>realize I'm an ugly autist and she wouldn't give me the time of day
I can't cope, piss up a rope

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mmm boob

>fap to porn
>screen goes dark
>see my ugly deformed face staring back at me
>remember exactly why i'm 25 and still alone in my childhood room fapping to porn
>feel ashamed and start crying and wishing i never existed
why do i keep torturing myself like this?

become an angry chud
it's the only solution

because you're too much of a bitch to commit suicide.

>see hot woman
>dont get horny
too beta

>get slightly horny
are people actually like this? if i see a pretty girl i get infatuated not horny, these are 2 very different feelings

Her tits are the only positive thing about her. She should show them off more.

I know what you mean though. Summer is coming and it will just make me depressed seeing girls walking around with little clothing, because I know I'll never get to touch someone like that.

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I get lonely if I see a nice girl dressed in normal clothes. If I see a skank with her tits out I want her to die.

>see fat lady in crop top at grocery store
>get horny
>tell her "nice outfit"
>she makes a mad/shocked face at me
>leave the store

HUUUUUR FATTIES ARE EASY
IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE

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>Meet attractive woman with pleasant personality
>Convince myself that there is hope
>She name drops her boyfriend or I see them together
This happens every single fucking time it's unreal. I'm convinced that every woman aged 21 or older who is still single is just ugly.

Lots of taken bitches have hit on me before.

So true lol. The "chads" who don't feel like hooking up pick out the best girls for a steady relationship. These are the girls who are attractive and actually have a pleasant personality. That's why they're even friendly to us robots and we think they're into us.
I have a colleague like that who gravitated towards me from the first day she worked with us. Always going on lunch break together. Then after 2 weeks she mentions her bf in a random story. It's always the same. Kinda frustrating since she texts me daily as well and is pure gf material.

>Summer is coming and it will just make me depressed seeing girls walking around with little clothing, because I know I'll never get to touch someone like that.
Indeed it is. Pure torture.

>The "chads" who don't feel like hooking up pick out the best girls for a steady relationship. These are the girls who are attractive and actually have a pleasant personality. That's why they're even friendly to us robots and we think they're into us.
300 IQ post. All these Gigastacies are so pleasant and flirty and just all around at peace with themselves, but they are also 100% tied to a long-term Gigachad bf.
Compared to the behavior of other girls, you always end up thinking they might be into you. I'm glad couples like that exist, it just sucks to not be part of that world.

Based Ween fan

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>meet attractive woman with an excellent personality
>she immediately gives me her number and becomes a literal fuck puppet
>find out she has a bf
>mfw
imagine being on this end bro. i will never settle down. its over.

Almost happened to me once, but I knew that she had a bf and didn't follow through.
She might've quit him for me though.

Shouldve tried 10 years ago fat women used to be 3-4/10 now theyre a 7

Imagine how beautiful she would be if she wasn't obese.
Like damn man.
But women are so valuable, much less a female celebrity, she can afford to not give a fuck and it will hardly impact her value.

How many obese famous male actors are their where being goofy and fat isn't part of the bit?

Yeah they're the kind of couple most people are jealous of. Usually they have high incomes as well because their big social circle allows them to land good jobs.

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