How many internet computer friends do you have? i Think i have one

how many internet computer friends do you have? i Think i have one

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I have zero since I dont play the popular multyplayer games

I have no friends inside or outside of my computer, my life is quite uneventful

zero. i'm as bad making friends online as irl

I try to make one every couple of months and it always fails
I think there's something wrong with me, I don't want to be alone yet I can't keep people around me

i dont either
i have 1 friend more than you, i Think. how does that make you feel?
maybe you should just try more
maybe it is a you problem, indeed

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Zero, literally the only other humans in interact with that aren't work related are you guys, and I'm still not entirely convinced any of you are real.

I have about 5 Internet friends, a few more if you count people I just shitpost with.

depends, do you mean a friend that i would talk to everyday, play games with etc. or do people im 'friendly' with and play occasionally together count.
i have no good internet friends, no one that would consider meeting irl for example. but i have at least 50 people i have friended on whatever platform and can talk to them whenever. have never been ghosted at the very least

>I'm still not entirely convinced any of you are real.
sometimes i hope the people on this board arnt real.

I have zero. I was close to making one friend, but then I mentioned how there should be more "Racism" in medieval RPG's to add to the realistic feel.

I meant it in a "human vs elf" sort of way, but turns out he was black and he thought I was talking about how slavery should be added into RPG's. In-order to ease the situation I said "because you relate to it more" because he was black, and turns out he thought I was an advocate of slavery.

Zero friends in real life or online because I'm not a fucking normalfag like you people.
fuck off normalfags

50 people and never been ghosted. I dont belive thats possible user stop lying

0, never really tried befriending anyone out of fear of getting hurt

you are just a figment of my mind (and computer).
i dont believe you
by friend i mean regular interactions
blah blah
tell me your vulnerability so i can hurt you now

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>tell me your vulnerability so i can hurt you now
it doesn't work if you're gonna do it deliberately I can see that you're still a good person lol

None. I'm just as scared of talking with strangers online as in real life. My life is so fucked. I fucking hate myself

might be slightly over the real number. its generally quite easy for me to make american friends and some other countries on the internet tho. with an Australian accent its quite easy to make foriegn friends online.
other aussie friends online would probably be only 10-15 people. and ~ 20 people being from other places/

You can't fool me, soulless machine.

I met my current roommate on WoW back in 2008. Other than that, there's one person I met on L4D1 that I still haven't met and talk to regularly. Does that count?

Are you Korean? You talk like one.

tell me
is your internet computer going to bite you?
you are like people inside a dream
yes
i am an anunnaki

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Thought I gained two new friends but they might have ghosted me.

As if posting about it will make things change

Well I added a bunch but really only talk to 2.

>is your internet computer going to bite you?
No but people might

So you get friend through voice chatting? like where do you jst g to Omegle?

i used to talk to two polish dudes a few years ago
also was a part of a discord server and the majority of people there live in a city that's a 20 minute drive from my town
sadly the server became inactive and got deleted for posting gore
i wonder how all of these people turned out, what's their daily life like nowadays

One, maybe two. I like them a lot.

yes, bakas who say they are your internet computer friend and then disappear. i know what you mean
you are living inside my internet computer so i guess other people who live there too may bite you
blah blah
that is nice

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>playing overwatch
>teammates in 4 person group
>they invite me to discord
>decide to join and try and make friends
>1 girl and 3 guys who play with each other all the time
>girl is retarded only plays mercy and talks like an anime character
>guy 1 is online alpha
>gatekeeps girl
>makes her follow him and heal him
>guy 2 is awkward
>doesn't talk much, seems cool
>guy 3 is annoying
>contributes no value
>makes aggressive gaming noises
>any time girl talks alpha guy and annoying guy compete into for her attention
>any time awkward guy talks the other two gang up and neg him
>i make a smartass remark
>girl laughs
>annoying guy screeches like a chimp into mic
>mfw online social interaction is no different than irl

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invite me user. We will make overwatch great again!

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