Getting a haircut

>getting a haircut
>barber asks if I have a gf
>say no
>they ask why

I wish I knew, haircut man.

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>getting a haircut

not a robot

>I wish I knew

Yeah.......you know.

And you know that we know you know.

>roasties ask me if i have a girlfriend
>i say yes
>wow user, you dont look like the sort of person that has a gf

kek, havent cut my hair in 2 years and counting. i think it looks good like this desu.

>say no
>"Ah, so you're not dating right now? That's cool man, sometimes it's good to have those casual flings before getting back into a serious relationship"

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>"not a robot"
says reddit spacing fag

>not lying
really ngmi

Then he'd just ask annoying questions.

>not cutting your own hair
NGMI

You should have told him its different in your generation and the 80/20 rule and you arent social with 100k followers and a sports car

>um, yep. yeah...

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The barber I go to always has the same lady and she seems to know who I am. She doesn't talk to me during haircuts much anymore.
it's better this way.
I'm due for a haircut, its been a few months and I sometimes dream that I'm sleeping next to a girl with her hair in my face so I wake up sad.

>sexy thick roastie at work asks if I have a gf
>I say no
>she goes "hmmmm"
What did she mean by this?

did she bend over in front of you after?

This happened to me recently when I got my hair cut as well. I don't care as much these days, I am comfortable admitting it's not something that is going on for me in my life.

I wish she did user, but no [originally]

>being this bothered about appearances

not a robot

Good thing I haven't had this happen as of yet. I cope by working on vintage model trains, work, and listening to music, like this.
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Depends how she said it with which expression.

If you don't like getting your haircut btw OP you can just buy a buzzy or whatever and do a buzz cut every now and then. It's super easy.