I am absolutely terrified to find my father on one of these boards. He's tried to get me on Any Forums ever since I was little, he's like a major oldfag and nowadays %100 a shut-in. I don't know boards he browses, but if/when I find him on here, it'll be the death of me.
I am absolutely terrified to find my father on one of these boards...
Evan Anderson
Easton Bennett
are you female? what if he's one of the robots begging to taste your asshole?
Brody Fisher
Hey bud it's me. How was your run
Brody Bennett
fpbp. Omg that would be fucking hilarious !
Adrian Cruz
I am female, but given that the only time anyones ever yearned for me on here it was because of my vocaroo, I'm taking a good guess that it wasent him.
Adrian Jones
hello father, run was horrible. I don't do physical activities well, I think I may die.
Eli Brooks
Pic related, thats why it would never work even if someone liked you, it's either everybody wanting you or nobody, no in between.
James Reed
idk about that sweetheart... mind walkin downstairs barefoot later? you're flat as a board don't care if u keep the shirt on
Hudson Hill
Hey, it's dad. Listen, can you get me a gold account? I've been trying to use my hacking skills to see this picture for free, but Hiroshima Nagasaki's too crafty for your old man. Do this and I'll forgive you for molesting me that one time
Ian Hughes
I do not understand what wouldn't work... I am but a humble lurker. I wish not to be yearned for or desired...
Henry Harris
Jokes on you old man, you're like some kind of hacker for a living. Get your own Any Forums gold faggot!
Noah Diaz
im saying that nobody yearns you cause you didn't show enough of yourself, but if you were to show more of yourself then this post would turn into a circle jerk with 10s of anons spamming their discord links so you can add them.
John Nelson
This is true.. that's why I don't do much on this board. I desire my sanity more than my notoriety on r9k.
William Gomez
shit Ikr, here I came to this post hoping your dad pops up and posts about asking you to buy some milk on the way home and now I'm discussing on why showing my or anyone's discord here would be pointless cause nobody cares. Wtf am I doing with my life ?
Joshua Ramirez
I dont know bro, what is anyone doing with their life? I'm just going with the flow, living life in the moment and in slight fear of finding my dad cunnyposting on Any Forums. Either way, life is what you make of it user. Gotta find ways to make it enjoyable somehow!
Charles Ortiz
>Got to find ways to make it enjoyable somehow!
That's the hard part, also I'm somewhat worried my dad browses Any Forums but I know which board he is on and that's Any Forums and /diy/. He's one of those og Any Forums fags that would post shitposts about making a document that deletes system32. I have this irrational fear that if I were to shitpost somewhere on Any Forums he would find a way to find out its exactly me and tell me to my face the next day in person.
Josiah Long
>tfw no fembot gf with oldfag hikki dad to bond with
I intend to fix this by dating you OP, you have no say in this matter. We will have a cat and maybe an otter.
Joshua Campbell
ahh, it begins. OP will disappear in 3, 2, 1.
Benjamin Garcia
inshallah he shall be boiled soon
Joshua King
No yeah, I feel the same. He used to text me on disc a lot, so he knows how I talk. Im pretty sure he already thinks I'm on these spaces, but if i were to guess he browses Any Forums a lot because he's like some hacker nerd type guy. He never struck me exactly as an Any Forums browser, but since I no longer live with him I can find relief in the fact that I would never have to face the humiliation in a face to face interaction... but good luck to you on staying hidden user
Hunter Brooks
My dad is a pretty shitty dude objectively speaking, but a lot of the guys I've talked to think he's fucking awesome. I do not think I can accept this dating demand though... you fail to even ask my name before such demands! The otter is enticing, but I mustn't be swayed!