Petty ways to get revenge on girl who made up nasty rumours about me?

Obviously I don't want to commit any serious crimes.

I'm thinking of throwing a brick through her car window and then emptying a piss bottle onto her seat.
Maybe I can throw a brick through her room window.
What are some other things I can do?

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Is such a thing logistically possible anymore. There's cameras every where now.

I'm not talking about murdering anyone. I just want to smash a car window and empty a piss bottle. No one's going to go out of their way to look for me. I'll do it late at night, cover my face and wear gloves.

idk what it's called but empty the piss bottle here

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what will happen?

there will be piss in that part of the car

would it smell bad inside the car?

Sugar in her gas tank.

Always sugar in the gas tank.

Hard to detect until looking to fix it.

Fucks her car up.

don't you need a key for that?

Depends on the car, and if she actually locks it.

>it's not possible to smash a car window

cameras dont mean shit aslong as you have a mask or anything else that can obscure your physical features

>Obviously I don't want to commit any serious crimes.
>I'm thinking of throwing a brick through her car window

You are retarded, arent you?

Unless OP is retarded enough to not wear a mask then no one's going to go looking for him over a broken car window. It's not a serious crime.

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Shit on the doorstep
Shit in the mailbox
Shit on the plants (if you want to help)
Shit underneath the front porch door
Shit in the gas tank
Shit on the house windows
Shit on the backyard fence lock
Shit on the doorknobs
Shit on the security cameras

If you're paranoid over fecal testing use dog shit

what were the rumors user? context?

That i'm a stalker because I was too shy to talk to her and she got pissed off.

it's not likely anything is going to come from her saying that in itself, actually smashing her car window or getting revenge is just going to make whatever she's claiming look valid as oppose to her making herself look bad. also I'll say whenever someone lies they dont do it just once, she'll get in more heat for it another time

start rumours about her

This was all 3+ years ago, I doubt anyone still cares other than her and her friends who give me dirty looks. But i'm still salty over it so I want to do something to ruin her day a little.