Male robots would you rather become gay or stay lonely?

male robots would you rather become gay or stay lonely?

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Stay lonely. Buttholes are gross.

Stay lonely obvs

I would rather leave my mark in history.
Which I already have.

i'd go gay if he were a qt. sure

cumming on the history book pages in highschool doesnt count

It is not possible to become gay and it is not possible to become a woman.

You're either born gay or you're not. I've tried to make myself gay by masturbating to gay porn, thinking eventually I'll get aroused from seeing it because I'll associate it with sexual pleasure but it didn't work.

>You're either born gay or you're not.
yeah nice try satan, gay isn't real

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I'm gay and lonely. but im also a schizoid shut in NEET.

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urist will be your friend user

Same user. I have an imaginary boyfriend that holds me close at night and tells me he loves me. If I wasnt such a loser maybe I could have connected with a sweet guy. I want to make a guy happy so bad but im worthless. Wish I could cook them food and shower them in affection and compliments.

So yeah if only it were one or the other.

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i'd love to be gay but just can't feel attracted to men at all. a gay friend of mine is ugly and fat as fuck but has sex with men all the time, attends gay orgies and stuff, in a way i'm jealous of him

if god had just made me gay i could be having the time of my life sucking dick, but nope, i have to spend my life getting rejected by every female i ever talk to

Become gay, life would be so much easier.
I tried for quite awhile but could never do it. Even found a twink that managed to hook up with me but I couldn't get hard and he was upset.

>I couldn't get hard and he was upset

what did you tell him about your sexuality before hooking up?
was he 'sad' upset or 'angry' upset?

fpbp
people need to stop and realize their dicks don't belong in a poo-chute.

It doesnt have to be that way user..

Told him I was mostly straight which they apparently get a lot.
A mix of both but probably more on the sad side. We talked for like two hours before I left so I didn't just bail on him

As wizard I've constructed so many layers of cope I find my fantasies sufficiently fulfilling. I wouldn't trade my imaginary sex life for the real thing.
It's not that I don't like women. Quite the contrary - I typically find women much more pleasant to interact with, but I'm an introvert and wouldn't know what to do together with a gf (besides sex), and I would absolutely dread sharing my life with another person. Imaginary partners are convenient in that regard, as they are conjured up for one very practical purpose: as soon as the orgasm is achieved, the role of your imaginary partners are completed and they are quite simply and quickly dismissed from your mind.

It's like having a relationship with none of the drawbacks.

I would rather stay alone than ever be an unironic faggot.

I dont really care about sex anymore.
t. a wizard