do you guys know any jokes
Joke thread
Jordan Campbell
Jordan Flores
I used to Google dad jokes and tell them to the office pre-covid. Some girls liked them and starting asking me for jokes. I could think of some quickly on the spot. But I went out the other day, and this girl asked for a joke. Choked. Choked hard. Probably looked awkward as fuck.
John Barnes
whats a good joke
Blake Allen
my life is a joke, God can't stop laughing at what a colossal failure i am.
Noah Harris
I love u cutie pls reply :(
(Not a joke)
Henry Davis
>do you guys know any jokes
Yeah, my fucking life.
Nathan Stewart
Knock knock
Who's there
Egg
Egg who?
Egg-stremely disappointed, don't you recognize me?
Ryan Allen
What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
When I saw you from the back, I was repelled, but when I saw you from the front, I was very attracted to you
Benjamin Edwards
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Nicholas Bailey
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Andrew Thomas
What's a billiards ball and a Mexican got in common
>The harder you hit them, the more English they pick up.
Man is walking down the street and comes face to face with a woman. She's beautiful, they fall in love instantly and run to a hotel room together. They start to undress, shoes socks pants, ...
Man says "wait" and goes to the bathroom to prepare himself. When he comes out the woman says to him "before we go any further, I have something to tell you". The man says "Its ok, I already know, you are my socks didn't you?
Parker Brown
i got you son. knock knock
Hudson Young
ATE, YOU STUPID IDIOT. YOU LUMMOX. ATE, ITS ATE
Austin Sanchez
i don't get it
how does a billiards ball pick up english?
and what does this mean:
>you are my socks didn't you
Nicholas Ross
it's funnier with the typo
Gavin Gray
who's there?
thiis is now an original post bbbbb
Eli James
i dont get either one, even eithout the typo, why would the woman eat the socks?
Caleb Murphy
I just copy Norm MacDonald jokes, or at least try to slip them into conversations if there's a reasonable enough setup/context for it.
Matthew Sanchez
Do people laugh? It's hard to tell a Norm joke correctly, delivery matters a lot imo
Ethan Ramirez
ok that is dangerous they should not do this
Joseph Roberts
What's the difference between a horse?