To human,
I resent you for making loud noises and scaring me sometimes.
Neko.
To human
Angel Flores
Alexander Rodriguez
Its payback for waking me up in the middle of the night for no reason -_-
why can't we just get along
Colton Kelly
To neko,
Every time I approach, you run away. I don't make noise or bother anyone. I just want to hold you in my arms and pet your fur. Please come to me, I'm lonely...
Gavin Green
To neko,
I'm sorry I'm too fat and poor and stupid and irresponsible to own you right now. I promise I'll save you from the scary black people at the animal shelter once I have my shit together though.
-Stinky Human who Lives in Trash
Jonathan Martin
interesting format. What motivated you to post it like a letter?
Angel Davis
To human,
You are scary and tall and when you approach me I think you might hurt me so I run away.
Neko
Wyatt Powell
>I'll save you from the scary black people at the animal shelter
kek
Lucas Foster
Neko, can I calmly insert my penis into you?
Thomas Morris
To neko,
Why aren't you catboy?
Human
Ryan Rodriguez
It's a play on the cat poster that hates women
Tyler Sullivan
Neko,
I am neither tall nor scary. Please give me a chance! Just one... Help me help you. I adore you.
Tyler Martinez
To human,
Only if you strongly believe in reincarnation or have nine lives.
Neko
Elijah Bennett
neko survival crate yes no War without that
William Murphy
How exactly? I can see that it's the same format, but what exactly does that mean? Are you a fan of those threads and imitating or think this is a way to mock them? I'm just not quite following what the message is.
Joshua Bennett
To human,
If you were to give me a can of Tuna I might let you touch me.
Neko.
PS: I will run away if you scare me
Andrew Moore
I didn't make it, just pointing it out. I like that dude though
Tyler James
Neko,
Look, a fine can of tina... With olive oil! This is the best of the best. Come here kitty kitty! No tricks, I promise. You must be hungry. You poor thing. I hate seeing you like this. I'll take good care of you.
Benjamin James
*Tuna
Please excuse the typo!
Robert Ward
To human,
You better not try anything funny or make any sudden movements or I'll scratch. Open the can for me please.
Neko
Jack Lewis
USE YOUR INTELLECT, EVADE MY BLOWS
Josiah Ross
*Opens it*
There you go... Eat up, don't be shy! A good cat likes to eat a whole bunch. Anyway, I must be going. It's getting late and my folks are probably worried. But feel free to roam around, and don't be shy to knock on my window! Maybe we'll chat some other time, mkay? See ya :)
- human
Juan Wilson
To human,
Thank your for the yummy tuna! I was surprised you didn't go to touch me while I was having my feast. I'm a but disappointed actually
I guess I owe it to you then at another time.
Your feline friend,
Neko.