Does anyone else fucking hate dogs...

Does anyone else fucking hate dogs? Every day I consider dedicating my life to dropping poisoned dog treats around random neighborhoods (inb4 incels whos only friend is their dog gets mad)

I truly will not be happy until this species is wiped out

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what has brought about this hatred of dogs?

>dogs bark for hours on end when neglected by shit owners
>dogs come in my yard and highly dangerous
>dogs randonly kill people and small animals
>have had retarded dogs charge at me as a kid and almost kill me
>have had dogs kill my cats

I would drive a fucking knife through a dogs head and watch its life leave its eyes just to laugh

I came here to respond "yes I hate dogs", but after reading the OP in full, apparently that is untrue. I hold nothing near the animosity you have. I only hate owning a dog. I hate how the fur gets everywhere, embeds itself into clothing and furniture, and nothing short of a torch can remove the fur once it's entrenched. I hate the responsibility of feeding and watering N animal. I hate having to entertain it, to be it's source of socialization, something I not only dislike but am also quite horrible at.

The biggest appeal to dog ownership is getting the girls.

Yeah fuck dogs. My dad brought a dog and I hate that fucker

>shits everywhere
>barks like an asshole at random times
>howls at EVERY fucking police siren he hears
>bites "playfully" because it's fucking stupid
>jumps on people
>can't let my cat outside because he'll probably kill it

I hope every day that it's the fucking thing's last day on earth. I seriously hope it dies.

BEWARE THE DOG KILLER

>dogs come in my yard and highly dangerous
IQ below room temp

*tch tch*

You go back where you came from ya hear

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>have had retarded dogs charge at me as a kid
>hates dogs

Why are some (retarded) people like this? As a kid they get stung by a bee or bit by a dog, and then for the rest of their entire life they irrationally hate the things.

I get no benefit from other people owning dogs and it is nothing to a burden to me therefore they die

Simple enough fucking retard?

I resent the fact they get to fuck cute white girls and I do not.

Why not both? Hmm?
Lel

Nobody asked, nobody cares you dumb fuck.

will you poison my dog? he doesnt bark, mostly just sunbathes whenever he's outside

Yeah well youre a virgin and youll die one

That's what you delude yourself, yet in actuality you suffer an irrational psychosis and are simply too retarded to realize.

>dog lovers ignoring all logic just to call me a retard
>not realizing they are the retards

I hope one of your dog chokes on my treats retard

>Have irrational psychosis, deludes self
>REE ANYONE NOT SHARING MY PSYCHOSIS IS A DOG LOVER

So stupid. Stupider than a dog, ironically enough.

dogs are man's best friend because niggers aren't human

>burden to me therefore they die
>Universe revolve around me.
>Me squash thing me no like.

Unironic stone-age IQ.

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>inb4 incels whos only friend is their dog gets mad

Kek imagine not having friends and girlfriends

You'd be 5'4" if you wore your mom's stilettos. Shotgun another Pediasure, take another hit off your inhaler, eat an extra Hot Pocket tonight so your mom can spank you again and pretend not to notice your tent, and go back to taking your anger out on your retarded sister.

Imagine being so turnt by dogs lmao

Pathetic, some woofers ruin your life