>I can't fucking jack off because Dad is playing final fantasy on the NES outside my room again
>He does this every night
>He will continue to play until past midnight
I JUST WANT SOME RELEASE FOR GODS SAKE
>I can't fucking jack off because Dad is playing final fantasy on the NES outside my room again
>He does this every night
>He will continue to play until past midnight
I JUST WANT SOME RELEASE FOR GODS SAKE
just do it in bed with the door closed and keep an ear out for sounds of movement, or castrate yourself like me so you don't feel the need to jerk off 3 times a day
Why not just jack him off?
the issue isn't the jerking off it's that i'm not throwing away my cum tissues in my trash bin and i can't get to the bathroom
Go to a children's playground, sit on one of the swings, and jerk off there
eat your own cum man, tastes like nothing and has plenty of protein
just take out the trash later? you're retarded
TRASH MAN DOESN'T COME UNTIL WEDNESDAY AND I CANT JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE TO PUT MY CUM IN THE BIN EVERY TIME I WANT TO JACK OFF
Kek and based af
Adapt, improve, overcum
Based Final Fantasychad. Stop masturbating, OP. It's sinful
are u retarded, flush it down the toilet????
just jerk off in the shower or the bathroom you freak
What's his party?
Give your dad a tasty surprise
there is no bathroom in my bedroom you fucking goober otherwise there wouldn't be an issue
Why does it matter? I used to do it all the time
this is what i do. just cum in a paper towel, roll it up and stick it in a water bottle. thats an air tight container you can easily find that will stop the rotting cum smell.
This is science.
why don't you just eat the cum tissues? there's nothing toxic in them, and if you have issues eating tissues just eat your cum
u fucking moron just how low is ur iq, cum on ur paper, carry it to the bathroom IN UR HAND!!! IS THAT HARD?, THROW IT IN THE TOILET, FLUSH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, jesus christ i want to fucking end your life
My issue: I can't jerk off in my bedroom, I can't get rid of my cum tissue, second issue: can't jerk off in bathroom, it is also within earshot of my dad playing final fantasy
literally shut the fuck up u fucking retard
You sound like you need floaters to eat soup, do you not think my father will see me carrying my nutpaper
keep in mind its an empty water bottle.
Are you fuckin microwaved dude
Eh. I always did it with people in both rooms next to me. Not like they'll say anything so I can go on pretending they didn't hear anything
Just fap while taking a shower. It feels good sitting under the hot stream and using conditioner for lube.
i already do this but it is like midnight
>using conditioner for lube
This doesn't hurt?
Put it in your pocket??or leave it tucked in your undies. If he usually checks those spots you can put it under a hat you wear to smuggle the goods out.
what if there's a pyro on his team
fuck your father in his mouth