What would you do if it suddenly became illegal to fart in public?

what would you do if it suddenly became illegal to fart in public?

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I never fart in public any way

im not a barbarian so i dont fart in public like some vile nigger animal.

>I never fart in public
>i dont fart in public
what if you were accused, how would you prove your innocence?

fart illegally

Why are you making threads about farting? Are you some kind of pervert?
KYS NOW!

>Why are you making threads about farting?
it's a popular subject

no its not butt sniffer. stop your degeneracy NOW!!

I'd fart and shit in public places as a form of domestic terrorism

>no its not
hard disagree

>I'd fart and shit in public places as a form of domestic terrorism
why not start now

We fart/poop thread NOW

if you're not a degenerate FUCK OFF. No one cares about whatever lame thread you wanna make, we wanna talk about ASS and GAS!

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I'd kill myself because i only live for the rare moments I hear girls fart in public. If I was god I would make women shit twice as often and get sweaty and smelly faster too

>If I was god I would make women shit twice as often
two times 0 is still 0

I've been taking NAC every morning and it smells/tastes like sulfur and vinegar mixed together.
The farts it gave me today would get my the death penalty if farting were illegal.

>there will never be a women comfortable enough with your presence to openly fart around you.

breakin' the law, breakin' the law.

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>Big fat hot karen braps down a wagies mouth
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>She probably doesn't shave, each hair is keeping the scent in
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>Oui french braps
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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!
>Yucky stinky

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