What is the bare minimum for a girl to be someone you want to gf?

what is the bare minimum for a girl to be someone you want to gf?

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I have male hypergamy so I'm gonna need her to be a female Chad.

>big boobies
>nice to me
>isn't on her phone when we talk

>White, Hispanic or Asian
>Shorter than me
>Weighs less than me

FUCK only 3 responses in and already disqualified from all

Doesn't act like a psychotic bitch and makes her holes available for use on demand, while also being highly loyal to me. These features are not that hard to find one at a time but all 3 together is impossible and I do not care what you look like if you satisfy them all (you don't)

>Committed apostolic Christian.
>Face is nice enough that I would okay with seeing it everyday.

>5+/10
>cute
>is nice to me
>isn't obese

a background check will suffice

>not mentally ill
>has productive hobbies
>nice to talk to
>maintains personal hygiene
>white
Unfortunately, even these standards are ludicrous now.

>gives me attention
>good boy + headpats
>share my interests
vagina not required

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>pleasant to look at
>will read/discuss philosophy with me, is curious
>likes being in forests / camping together

If she's additionally a rich /d/eviant who's smart enough to be my rival in strategy games, she's perfect

Unironically just being thicc. That's it. I'm willing to forgive like 90% of issues if a girl has huge tits and a pudgy belly. It's really superficial and shallow, but if I'm not physically attracted to a girl I cannot be in a relationship with her.

It doesn't help that Im like a 3/10 myself.

>be girl
>be slim but not Auschwitz tier
>be nice

If you have to ask you need not apply, fatty.

>short hair but not too short
>fun to be with
>ugly-cute
>straight 100%

>hip size 1.5-2 times her waist size
>wants to have sex with me more than once a week
>someone i can be myself around

Not a feminist. That's all

>blonde
>skinny
>wears black clothes

annie from community
that's the minimum
i guess i'd settle for britta

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i require a female who is alive, does not own XY any chromosomes and is mentally ill enough to believe her time with me is blissful.

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>has interesting/niche interests
>is decent at talking

that's it honestly

I have to find them attractive
They have to be nice
Not a complete wreck by which I mean a drug addict or criminal or something.

>>not mentally ill
yeah good luck with that shit nowadays almost every woman has some kind of issues from previous whoring that she will dump on you

>XY any chromosomes
i couldn't decide, i guess this is an OR, as in:
if (chromosome != XY || chromosome == nullptr)

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The absolute bare minimum for me, the holy trinity:
>no children
>white
>skinny, slim, fit petite basically not chubby or fat