>21 KHHV NEET
>19 yo brother brings home yet another tinder whore
>Sitting in my bed on Any Forums
>Around 1am start hearing her moans from across the hall
>Thin walls so pretty clear, they're not loud and 'porny' but soft and beautiful
>Get extremely aroused and sad at the same time, difficult to even explain, but in the end the horniness won
>Bust the fattest nut of my life
Holy shit why is it like this? I just want to know how it feels to have a women reacting like that from me. Why do I have to be punished hearing this? Bro has been pulling women since he was 15 but I've never heard moans quite like these.
MW I took the improover pill and am physically fit, well groomed, brother is just tall and does nothing physical at all except fuck.
How do I cope with the fact this will never be me?
21 KHHV NEET
>incel with a chad brother
i know that feel, genetic recombination pill is brutal af
I genuinely think I'm the product of an affair. Both parents tall, dad has blue eyes, nice skin, hair etc.
Me
>5'8
>brown eyes
>not balding yet but shitty thin hair
>weird overall face
>extremely socially awkward
>bad teeth/ had braces
>ghoulishly pale with chronic acne (though managed to remove most with meds)
My (not one but two) younger brothers:
>both over 6ft
>both blue eyes
>both perfect faces
>both perfect skin, always tanned no matter what etc
>both have loads of friends, always busy socialising, getting new gfs, parties etc.
im in a similar situation except that im 5'7.5" with blue eyes and no acne, but my younger brother is 6'1 and has a much more attractive face than I do, my mother is short and my dad is tall so at least I know who I got my shit genetics from
How much different from your bother could you look?
Here's a sad one - My mum is a stacy, my dad a chad.
I, male, look a lot like my mother. My sister looks a lot like my dad. Neither of us are *ugly*, but neither of us are attractive as our parents.
it's not so bad, if youre not short you can still get women with your feminine look. Being girlish is a lot better than just ugly like I am
How does he do it? What type of person attracts these easy sexers?
Social relations are fucking weird man. You're telling me you can say a specific combination of words in a certain tone and some creature will follow you home and let you put a piece of your body inside her?
So fucking bizarre. Am I autistic for thinking like this?
>So fucking bizarre. Am I autistic for thinking like this?
Yes, as somebody with a chad brother who gets laid with women off tinder all the time I can tell you that he's not witty, intelligent or particularly interesting, he's just 6'1 lean and has an attractive face.
I don't know how he does it. He just always has his whole life, the younger (17) is the same. They just exist and always make friends.
The specific combination of words is being 6'1, 6'3, extremely extroverted, fashionable and able to start and maintain a conversation about literally anything interesting (to those people anyway)
Looks and height and women's ridiculous standards are really the most important thing sadly. Fashion is easy and you can learn and practice socializing.
>t. Introverted, but good looking autist who chad maxxed
It is much worse having a Chad father, bod stacy mom and a stacy sister who all claim that you are chad/attractive despite never getting any interest in your entire life. Maybe I should neck considering my little sister has had 3 gfs while I havent even kissed a girl?
I just feel like it's too late for anything like that at 21. I know I'm still young but I don't even have any irl friends, I just don't know how and don't really have any avenues to meet people. I might go to college next year, but still will probably be too autistic to meet people.
My dad is 6'2.
I'm 5'8 lol. My sister is 5'8 as well.
>I might go to college next year, but still will probably be too autistic to meet people.
people are probably gonna look at you weird since you are going to be four years older than the average college freshman with no friends or funny stories to tell
How tall is the milkman?
I wouldn't be going there to socialize anyway... Surely if I can't get anywhere socially I can professionally... surely?
Even if it means living like a hermit in the woods. Well God damn, I'd take it, so long as I wasn't constantly reminded of the world and the moaning whores that inhabit it.
I agree that it's hard, but you probably still have a chance. Looking good/fashionable is easy if you aren't fat. Get one of the zoomer haircuts and spend some money on some fancier normie brand clothing. And then just talk to people in college. It really doesn't matter if you burn through friend groups or if people find you awkward at the beginning. For me, it helped to kill anxiety to just think of it as an experiment. Trying different approaches to people and see what sticks. If you want to develop humour, just unironically watching alot of comedy, either shows or actual standup helps. Sometjing you can practice in your mind is just whenever yoi hear a dialogue between people irl, to think of some quip or joke or something funny to say until you get better at it. Prpbably a very autistic approach, but helped me.
I feel you bro. dont know the solution or the purpose of our suffering but I feel you
>aren't fat.
I am actually Any Forums been autistically lifting in a home gym almost 3 years now.
>just talk to people in college
I'm just extremely socially awkward, and can't imagine people wanting to be approached and talked to by me, especially as the other user said, if I'm 4 years older than everyone else.
I appreciate the advice, and would like to try it some day but really just don't know if I could in the moment. Also if I do I'd probably just make friends with other autists, and that wouldn't really get me anywhere anyway.
>product of an affair
How long were your parents together before you were born?
Maybe she was already pregnant and your dad just agreed to pretend that you were his.
Busted the fattest nut reading this OP