How are some guys so bad at oral sex? You literally just lick and suck on the clit, it’s that simple

Teach me your ways. Like actually break it down for me.

Oral sex is disgusting and degrading no matter who is giving it

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they're bad at it because they dont even try to do it

did something from here go viral on tik tok why are there so much womanposting in the last couple weeks

Seal your mouth centered around her clit and literally push your tongue back and forth / random actions against her clit softly. Finger her too. 5 minutes tops unless you're a retarded labia touching redditor

Fingering just feels awkward to do, and I always feel like the girl is not enjoying it. What’s your fingering technique, Casanova?

With your pointer and middle finger make a hook towards your palm and hold it tight and in shape. Finger her towards her stomach. Use your elbow not your wrist and go as hard as you can, sort of pull her up with your fingering while she's laying on her back. Found that method off a pornhub tutorial for squirting and it really does work effectively for making my SO cum (haven't made her squirt though)

squirt is just piss

>Finger her with your fingers pointing towards her stomach and push down against her lower stomach with your other hand. Since her g-spot is in the lower stomach, you're essentially rubbing it directly when you push down

honestly the only reason i think a girl would seem like she's not enjoying it would be because she's self conscious, either about smell or taste or looks

idk, if you solve that problem i would bet they would all enjoy being ate or fingered or whatever (provided you aren't terrible at it) like what they're going to dislike sexual pleasure? i doubt it

anyway I dont have much for technique but just make sure your fingers are cut and your hands aren't too rough because scratching the inside of the vagina makes me cringe
desu the inside walls are somewhat numb, you really only feel pressure, not textures

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eh, my ex bf would do this and it didn't really do anything
like my pelvic bone is in the way, that's what you're pushing down on, has no effect on the fingers
im sure other girls are different though and this probably works for them

if you actually had the pleasure of fucking other women aside from your first girlfriend ever you’d understand every woman is different

The trick to making your woman orgasm like there is no tommorow, is one of the simplest but at the same time, most difficult skills to learn.

There are multiple factors which are each easy to carry out, but the real trick is putting them all together, which can be very hard to do.

What this trick essentially boils down to, is you have to KNOW your woman. you have to know what she likes, where she likes, when she likes, when she likes to speed up, when she likes to slow down, when she likes it deep and hard and when she likes it soft.

You DON'T have to be attractive, but you HAVE to be attractive to her in that moment. She needs to get visually stimulated just as much as physically stimulated, so guide her hand down to your bicep, keeping it flexed, (assuming youre not dyel)

Lightly tickle her over her outer/inner thigh as well as her sides and lower abdomen (only if she likes this of course, every woman is different)

As you're eating her out, your tounge ratio should be 80% clit (and directly around it) and 20% everywhere else. Listen to her moans to know when to speed up or slow down, and when you can hear that she is close to climax, gently rub a finger or two around vagina and penetrate slightly.

Pro tip: if you are good at fingering, when she is near climax, find her pelvic bone and push up and down on it gently (same amount of force you would use to squeeze breasts). Thank me later.

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i hate fingering. just let me eat it and beat it. that’s like a girl giving a handjob. it’s never asked for cause that shit’s retarded

i mean fingering can feel AMAZING if you do it well enough
i mean a fist is a lot bigger than a dick, dont forget that

If you put your mouth anywhere near a woman's cunt you have utterly degraded yourself and are deemed pathetic in her eyes.
>hehe, cope incel, i am the superior lover, after all i'm licking some whore's battered clam meat to make her feel good and you aren't hehehehe.

Not just in her eyes, mind you, to everyone with even a shred of dignity.

can someone tell me what is cope when it comes to the smell of a vagina? im not buying it that it's "suposed" to smell like bitter sour disgusting shit. and she says if she cleans it she gets a yeast infection? like youve had a vagina for 20 years how the fuck do you not know how to clean it and maintain it properly you stupid bitch

this user fucks

seriously though get out of my head.
how does he know everything to the letter, im almost scared

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No one tells them how except their mom

>as well as injure her hand because shes squeezing the mattress so hard
Your girlfriend is a weakling and will give you beta sons (who will be subservient to women, like you)

I suck at eating pussy. Idk why

ngl the smell of a regular vagina is difficult to pin down whats normal or not
google it and all you see is "yassss qweeen all smells are normallll" so you dont really get much of a dependable representation online

you dont put soap in a vagina, that will increase the pH too much and THAT will cause a yeast infection. you wash the outside and maybe an inch or two inside. that's how you're supposed to do it (i disagree and im a bit more thorough)

problems are often out of the girls control but maybe in her case it indeed is just bad hygiene

Literally just tons of experience and practice, learning off of my mistakes along the way. Im an old fag now so might as well talk about what ive learned over the years kek

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i love the taste of vagina. it’s sweaty pussy that doesn’t taste good. bigger girls naturally sweat more into their pubic region so they never taste unless they just took a shower

can you talk more about tongue tricks

There's no way I'm putting my mouth anywhere near pussy it looks disgusting.

Also inner thighs, behind the knees, maybe the feet or ankles

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Eating pussy is so beta unless it’s a beautiful innie pussy. I’ve done it before very drunk but it wasn’t anything crazy. It’s too submissive.

Eating pussy is a submissive act for betas. A woman falls to her knees to please a man, not the other way around. Imagine debasing yourself enough to suck on a womans whore hole. Pathetic

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Also trim nails a feed days prior. Have them clean

Nothing gayer than eating pussy, you're degrading yourself for a woman. Besides pussy is designed for your dick not mouth

Perhaps you'd like to suck on a mans dirty boxers? Maybe slurp on a used condom? Oh i thought you like to put your mouth where other men put their dicks

bro i can't really read a bunch of text without. just give me a vid of you doing it
>As you're eating her out, your tounge ratio should be 80% clit (and directly around it) and 20% everywhere else. Listen to her moans to know when to speed up or slow down, and when you can hear that she is close to climax, gently rub a finger or two around vagina and penetrate slightly.
wtf there are percentage and shit sex shouldnt be this complicated

if you cant make her feel good or do anything for her she's not going to fall to her knees for you
this is cope for guys who are too incompetent to know how to please women
but thats okay just read and that problem is fixed

if you think eating her out is degrading maybe you should pick better women user

>"babe why are you bringing that calculator to bed"

There are none. Literally just write out the alphabet with your tounge if youre bored lol. The three things that matter most when eating pussy are the speed (variable), the pressure applied (variable), and the overall mood (variable).

Girl has to be fully relaxed, try to lower her anxiety and self-conciousness as much as you can beforehand, so cook her favourite dinner, watch her favourite show with her, shower together (so she doesnt feel self concious about not washing/shaving her puss), make sure bed has clean sheets and room is clean, light some fragranced candles, etc etc.

She also has to feel attracted to you, which will make her wet, and generally if you do all the things i said above then youre halfway there, just dont be autistic and you will succeed.

Sex is not complicated bro, like i said all it boils down to is just knowing your woman and doing the things SHE likes. The percentages are just a guide, dont feel like this is be all end all of making a woman cum. And in general If she is just some one night stand you dont know then you probably shouldnt eat her out anyway, you dont know what she might have

She'd have to be a hot virgin who desperately wants it. Even then I'd feel like fag.

that sounds like a you problem
because eating out a woman and making her feel good is going to make her want you more, not less, because you're doing something most guys wont do (for whatever reason)
i didn't know women wanting you was just for fags but i guess you learn something new every day

i just suck the clit like a dick and that seems to get them off

I have an 8.5 inch you dicklet. I hit the cervix of every bitch i fuck and have been puked on over 10 times cause im too big to deepthroat. I give girls leg shaking orgasms from penetration alone. Eating pussy is dicklet, white boy cope. There is no way on gods green earth i'm putti g my tongue near a hole where men put their dicks. You realize vaginal wetness is literally mucus? You're licking up fishy snotty dickgrease, bacteria and leftover period blood clumps. Not to mention a woman loses respect for you once you debase yourself by eating her pussy. absolutely disgusting
BADMON NUH EAT PUMPUM

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Who said I want her to feel good? I'm not getting on my knees to put my tongue in her gross pussy. If she wants it so bad ask one of her female friends to do it for her.

Who said she wants to make you feel good? She’s not getting on her knees to put her tongue on your deformed penis. If you want it so bad ask one of your gym bros to do it for you.

Never tried that, will give it a go next time lol

t. virgin

>thinks pussy is disgusting
>standards for women too high
>overly concerned with feeling gay
>doesnt care if women feel good
>thinks other women should be gay

user i have some bad news for you

>arguing with holes
can't make this shit up folks

I don't like the taste of my own saliva

i bite the clit as if it's a fresh meal after being lost in the desert for 2 and half weeks