I am 24 and have been a NEET for 6 years and never had a job before. I am super embarrassed and dont how to fix my life...

I am 24 and have been a NEET for 6 years and never had a job before. I am super embarrassed and dont how to fix my life. How do I even get a job at this point? I already missed out on everything and am literally a full blown adult now. Fucking hell man, I'm an idiot.

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you get neet dollars, fuck the system

Do some volunteering, no offense but if you've been a NEET for this long, you might not be able to handle 8 hours a day.
Still can do plenty of good with volunteering though!

FedEx and UPS will hire anyone to move boxes for em
You don't even do an interview
Just fill out an application and youre told when to show up

Go to college for a hard degree, get good grades, and get a corporate job. Don't listen to bitter, disheveled losers/outcasts/socialists on the internet who got an English degree and went nowhere

I think that's pretty hard to do in America unless you are very disabled, which I am not. I'd have to qualify for it with like mental problems and the only diagnosis I have is MDD
I am not smart enough to do that user, honestly. Or at the very least not disciplined enough. I was a really poor student.

if you really want a job then it's a numbers game just like dating. don't get invested into one whore, shoot as many shots as you can and eventually you'll hit something even if your aim sucks. then invest your attention towards that. of course it will be harder for you but again, all that matters is how many applications you've done

hello user, please get a job asap, any kind. part time, then study and get a degree where you'll have a job at the end of it. it's not too late! do it now or you'll regret it and rot forever

Start taking some trades classes at your local community college, get financial aid, find which one you like the most, find the local union for it and sign up to take an aptitude test.

God I don't know if I have it in me to go back to school. But being a fast food tier wagie for my entire life doesn't sound too thrilling either. Fuck man, I just want to rot honestly

Nah that nigga needs to get his bag up frfr no cap

Consider getting a government job. Depending on where you live it could be easy to find an extremely easy entry level position. Shit like sorting papers and making sure people filled in boxes correctly.

unfortunately you have to be told when to show up

I'm 26 only been a NEET for nearly 3 years and already feeling the pressure from everywhere to get a job and become even more miserable. I just don't know what to do I have no useful skills and was never good in school.

If you have an IQ that's below like 110 or so don't do this.

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I had my first job when I was 26.

You can do it.

just lie on your cv
no one will ever know nor care
if you got a family friend that can help the lie even better
you could also lie and say you were in education, abroad, etcetc

say, you get a job finally and you kinda suck at it. you're gonna think everyone thinks it's cause you've never had a job before and it shows. everyone will actually think it's cause you're new and/or a little stupid
no one cares just lie to get a job so you can start moving forward. the rest is just gay semantics that do nothing but hold you back

>just lie on your cv
>no one will ever know nor care
You want this nigga to get blacklisted for lying?

As a 26 year old neet ive only ever had one job. Two if you consider playing bars/festivals with a band. I have no idea how to explain the huge absence in my work history or why I dropped out of highschool because the truth is not positive. I have severe social anxiety and that mixes with drug addiction in a really debilitating way. From 19-20 i couldnt work because of drug induced brain damage(I mixed 1000mgs of cough medicine with a bunch of shit and fucked myself forever). I still dont have a license which means i cant do anything. I tried going to school for a while and had all As and Bs but i fucking got addicted to kratom and cant control myself because its the only comfort i have. I feel so deeply hopeless and dont know why i should bother. I dont want to kill myself but im really getting close. There is very little humanity left in me. I want to drive but i cant while im nodding off and dumb from gas station opiates. I have quit probably 95 times and the withdrawal makes me ache so bad i just chain smoke cigarettes, it makes me suicidally depressed which is terrifying. I even had a melt down and told my dad im an addict but no one fucking cares. Im a monster. I dont know how to help myself.

Ignore this idiot . Lying on a resume or applicatiom is a horrendously bad idea and it can get you blacklisted. Esoecially if an employer runs a background check on you.