Say the most schizo thing you can think of

Say the most schizo thing you can think of.

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We are in the matrix and I genuinely believe in it

i would, but at this point, i don't know what's real or what's fake anymore. and to think, all this because a man who raped his daughter believed himself to be the reincarnation of the most obvious huckster in all human history

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Im not even making this up. There is a bird that keeps flying against my window for the past 2 weeks. I think it is controlled by some higher entity or a reincarnation of someone I knew or will get to know in another life. It is trying to communicate with me but Im not quite sure what the bird is trying to tell me? Last time when he knocked on the window with his beak for several times a bad thing happened to me because I got into an altercation and I suffered a stab wound. My initial thought process was that it had something to do with my alcohol consumption and the bird wants me to stop drinking alcohol.
Its not the same bird in pic rel but its the same species

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women have rights

Whenever I'm thinking something I actually say it out loud but I have a condition that I don't know that I actually said it out loud and everyone knows about me and my condition and nobody can tell me or the world will collapse or something

Quoth the birb, "Take your meds"

Here's a schizo theory I just made recently: All these "Go fight for Ukraine" messages at places like reddit are Russian trolls' plan to make Ukraine's allies reveal Ukraine soldiers' positions with crap like taking selfies for reddit.

Women did nothing wrong

There is nothing behind my head and I cant prove otherwise. I turn around to look but then its like a dog chasing its tail. I cant look fast enough to catch the void before it moves behind me again. I tell myself its crazy and I dont need proof. But I can feel the void behind me. What if it reaches out to grab me? This constant fear makes me worry im already crazy. I dont have to prove its there to be sane. I have to give up the compulsion to prove it but I just cant.