Imagine not wanting to fuck a cute white trash bumpkin

Imagine not wanting to fuck a cute white trash bumpkin

Attached: 168473835234.png (566x666, 349.05K)

This image looks home of sexual

i'm suburban and kinda trashy in my own way so come and fuck me but i'm not exactly what you're looking for but fuck me anyway come on man just do it fuck me

Attached: security_question.png (506x501, 147.91K)

got a link?
I'm interested, if you're male ofc.

rather, do you want a link?
I'd like to chat you up

i'm not that cute and i'm in my 30's trust me you don't want it

Attached: c67.jpg (604x438, 16.02K)

you don't need to be so hard on yourself user

ok fine i'm actually pretty good looking but i live with my parents and that makes me quite depressed and self loathing
but i'm also very tall and skinny (6'6 200lbs) and have a nice face and i try to keep my body hair epilated and stuff and yeah whatever i guess i'm like a 6

omg be my amazon bf
I don't care that you're older than me, either.

ok but do you care that i'm a bottom

Attached: good_girl.png (1020x936, 133.85K)

Not at all.
I would love to be a loving and gentle top to you.

okay well what's your deal tell me some stuff about you

Attached: average_apu.jpg (1024x1022, 140.34K)

In fact it's perfect because I'm pretty much purely dominant.

I'm tall, (6'0''), and built pretty strong and wide.
I'm white with dark hair, dark features, and hazel eyes. And a good face altogether, like a 6-7/10.

sorry user but i am not gay

meant to include I'm pretty muscular, and I'm in my early twenties.
user are you interested?

Oh really? Only one solution, rape correction is needed! Bend down user!

wait how am i gonna be your amazon bf if i'm only 6 inches taller lmao
i'm probably like 13 years older than you i mean isn't that kinda weird

Attached: amusing_frog.png (300x250, 22.21K)

please stay the fuck away from me user

Attached: file.png (1300x957, 1.39M)

You're still a head taller than me, and I'd love to make out with you, and to pick you up and carry you and squeeze you until you like it despite the size difference.
And no, the age gap is not a problem so long as you take care of yourself.

Oh we have a fighter, bueno!

eh.. i have hang ups and i take care of myself but i need dental work i can't get because i'm poor. i appreciate it and all but i'm probably just gonna die alone

Attached: garfield_what_are_you_doing.png (685x536, 604.72K)

Stop being so negative you roody-poo, go fuck that user already, you only live once

You don't have to be alone, I offer you a place by my side.
I am very much attracted to you
.

here, you can contact me this way.
I hope discuck isn't too distasteful/
Rusty.Shackleford#3932

it's my special talent to be negative
hmmm let me think about it

Attached: xv8oh3x0fj671.jpg (569x569, 70.2K)