Spider-Man here. ask me anything
Spider-Man here. ask me anything
Andrew Bennett
Tyler Morgan
Get yo ass back to Any Forums nigguh
Angel Bailey
I don't browse Any Forums user
Owen Nguyen
that pose is impossible spiderbro
Aaron Murphy
no its not I do it all the time.
Joseph White
>1. Why do you make this exagerate poses like a faggot?
>2. And how do you masturbate with your sticky hands without tearing your dick apart?
>3. Aren't animallike supers (batman, spiderman) furries with extra steps?
Anthony Jackson
Why do you let that nerd Parker always take pictures of you? I'm a freelance photographer too but you never seem to give a shit about me, in fact you accidentally (I'm going to assume it was an accident) broke one of my cameras when you were fighting Shocker in times Square. I didn't even get anything good out of it! Meanwhile you literally pose for that other loser as if you are some kind of model! What gives, man?
Ian Diaz
SPIDERMAN'S REAL NAME IS PETER PARKER
HE LIVES IN QUEENS AND HIS AUNT IS MAY PARKER
EAT SHIT PETER, YOU HAD THIS COMING
Nathan Gomez
>1. Why do you make this exagerate poses like a faggot?
I assume you mean exaggerated? If you swung like I do you would understand how gravity works while doing so your body naturally twists and turns that way
>2. And how do you masturbate with your sticky hands without tearing your dick apart?
have you never heard of lube?
>3. Aren't animallike supers (batman, spiderman) furries with extra steps?
not at all. don't get me wrong bat-man is a super weirdo but I based the costume off of how I got my powers and what abilities that incident gave me
Parker is one of the only photographers I can trust
Anthony Ortiz
What is your favorite movie, book, show and video game, Spider-Man?
Grayson Lewis
Why didn't you stop 9/11?
Ayden Martin
Norman what the fuck! I should have killed you when I had the chance(s)
Ethan Russell
Holy fuck, it all makes sense now! No wonder he let's him take so many good pictures! This BS right here
about how he 'trusts' him only proves it even more! I'm on my way to the Bugle with this right now, Jonah is going to blow a fucking gasket when he finds out Spider-Man has been on his payroll for the last decade. And I'll finally get that staff job!
Jace Hall
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
FUUUUCK FUUUUUUUCK
Cameron Richardson
>reported for doxxing
Evan Bennett
>What is your favorite movie
>book
Spider-Man: Drowned in Thunder
>show
Spectacular Spider-Man
>video game
a tie between Spider-Man 2 and Ultimate Spider-Man
also reminder that you should be pirating. These assholes make all this stuff based on my name and likeness and I don't see a dime. Fuck em
Hunter Gutierrez
>have you never heard of lube?
So if I fill my walls and house with lube I can defeat SPIDERMAN? Is that your weakness?
Ian Smith
where is rent, man of spiders
Hudson Cruz
Yeah... I wonder why he did nothing
Carson King
>Is that your weakness?
...no
you don't know what you're talking about
Connor Foster
I'm not Parker he's just a friend
go read Amazing Spider-Man volume 2 #36
Robert Lee
Good luck explaining that to Jonah..
you should have seen the look on his face!
Henry Torres
fuck you man h