Tfw I offered money to a bunch of random egirls online to be my girlfriend irl

>tfw I offered money to a bunch of random egirls online to be my girlfriend irl
>tfw all of them rejected
>tfw too ugly to even be used for money
What a sick joke my life is. I'm so lonely, I'm gonna go fucking kms

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>tfw I offered money to a bunch of random egirls online to be my girlfriend irl
where or how did you offer
asking for a friend lmfao

Just random ones on discord. I just DMed them after speaking for a while

how much did you offer? clearly not enough

>not enough
That's not the problem.
You just offered money to the wrong people. Make a post on soc.

I offered 7k for the whole month to one and she refused.

That's a lot of money. Well, the thing with normalfags is that their lives are so good, they don't even need that.

>I offered 7k for the whole month to one and she refused.
how is that possible
7k USD right?
I mean that's a pretty big number, it would take me over half a year to spend that much money

by the way, 7k USD buys you a different hooker every single day of the month in most everywhere around the world, if not way more
I mean just a consideration you know

what are the terms for being your gf? i need money and am XX female

>soc
Wouldn't the jannies their consider it to be "soliciting" or whatever
Yeah, feelsbad. Idk what to do anymore huge knock to whatever I had left of my self esteem
What does a gf do with a bf? Pretty much all that, basically

There* fuck, I'm drunk. Drinking alone again

>What does a gf do with a bf? Pretty much all that, basically
like, would i have to move in with you?

I was trying to find a hooker a while back and she told me I have to send my Linkedn to her which I assumed was a honeypot. I have no idea how to find one, safely without getting arrested. They all want to "screen" you baka.
Kinda, depends on location ofc but if I'm gonna meet someone from a different country or city then I'd probably have to go to them or they gotta come to me, right? It's the only way it would work

well i live in washington and if you're not then i can't do much more than visit until i graduate,
add me and we can discuss logistics
coolnerd4ever#0106

How do you have all this money?

Inheritance, job and investments

Sigh, just got rejected again for being too short or chinese. Idk which but it's so over

I don't understand, I basically do this with my hookers, and it is much more reliable.
There is one escort who is like in her early 20s, 100 pounds, very VERY hot. I got too nervous with having sex with her, cuz she is too pretty, so I just snuggle and kiss and make jokes the whole time. She hugs me from behind, chews my ears, hugs me naked in front of mirrors...
I have sex with other escorts, but this one I treat more like a GF, we just watch youtube videos and talk about our days.

if it makes you feel any better, it's the height. i'm sorry.

Same escortfag here
I am short and chinese. Just get an escort, they are awesome actresses

>i need money!!
>ewww you're short
why does it matter? you're not actually dating him

Do you know how I can find one who won't ask for my Linkedin or something like a referral from another hooker? It's my first time and they are all scared of cops, I get it but I am too.
It's fine, used to it by now