Why dont you just settle for an unmarried 50 yo with a lot of money

why dont you just settle for an unmarried 50 yo with a lot of money

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If you'll kindly tell me where to find the ones who want 23 year olds, I will try.

I feel like I could get an older woman but I couldn't keep my spaghetti in my pocket for long enough to have them actually interested. I would love a woman in her 50s or 60s that still has a sex drive to take me. I would literally slave for someone like that. I have an aunt that could fill this role who always is touchy with me but she's pretty ugly and doesn't really look after herself. Also married. Also she's my aunt... yeh... that too.

I don't want to be a gold digger, it's bad enough when women do it.

You are missing the point. If the woman has money it means she isn't a gold digger and that she wants you for the person you are instead of your resources.

I would settle for most people, I am really lonely and have no income and just live off of my dad.
Problem being is that most 50 yo with alot of money probably has higher standards than I could even achieve even though I'm only in my mid twenties.

I would settle for a 30 or 40 years one too.
Now where are they?

I think the main issue, from my experience, is that older women who like younger men are rare. I've always been told that such age differences are too much for them or something. Of course, they may just be attempting to let me down gently or whatever, so maybe they do have standards for younger men. If they do, it's probably that they expect you to look your age somewhat, I admittedly haven't looked my age in years because I started balding in high school. I've gotten a transplant lately so I'll have to see if I can land something once it all starts growing in.

I look much younger than my actual age and have a small dick because of a genetic disorder where I only went into puberty when I was like 19 and also was a bedwetter till then.
I guess I am destined to being alone which is fine but lonely

These women don't exist

doesn't exist, has kids and family that will always come before you, unfortunately probably blown the fuck out cavern, will die 15-20 years before you and leave you alone again.
that's likely why

Ok but how about a Canadian fembot in her early thirties who's willing to import you?

Does said woman have a racial preference? I'm a mixed 19 yo in the US. Brown skin.

if she looked like that i totally would
but try to make our relatioship a secret

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I think she wanted white and older than that. Sorry muttbro.

>not introducing her to your younger mom
Just imagine the inexplicable jealousy your mother would feel.

Meant for Your mom would literally feel like she has had her son stolen from her.

i dont wanna make my mum seethe
but yeah that would make her seethe alot now that i think about it

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I'm almost in my 30s so that's fine, but still I don't want kids or want anything to do with kids in any way, and I'd rather she not be a blown out whore.
Why the fuck would you want to live in canada though, she can come to the uk instead it's still better than canada.
Moving around the world, or even a few hundred miles, for someone is a massive risk though you'd have to get to know them for a long time before committing to that cause if they decide they don't want you one day or cheat or whatever you're completely fucked

>almost
Not sure how that got in there, I literally am in my 30s.

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Nobody invited you to begin with.
She should be still lurking around...

I did. Well she encourages me to find a girl my age but I know it's not going to happen.

>literally ask "what about this"
>respond with "Nobody invited you to begin with."
Very cool schizo user, glad I bothered to reply to a question just to get told that you didn't want an answer