Mike Teavee did nothing wrong

Mike Teavee did nothing wrong.

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he was annoying as shit
Wonka was based for hating children

Nonsense, Mike was just being a normal cheerful child.

Mike's crime was being an American in a book written by a sociopathic pedantic knob. Nothing worse than an "Englishman" who knows that all the money in the world can't make them what they want to be. If I have children I won't let them read a word of Dahl, it's all internalised bourgeois self-hatred.

I don't like the look of it!
Oompa loompa doopity doo

>Breaking the rules means you're out
>Unless you drink the fizzy lifting drink, then it's fine

that was that faggot grandpa Joe's fault, fuck that nigger I wish he hit the fan

Literally all the children were the results of their parents, why should Charlie get a pass cause his grandpa was an enabler?

cause he knew to shut the fuck and get out of the way, also because Wonka wanted a boyslave and Charlie was the one he found most attractive

Tiny boyslave would be easier to handle tho

They were all products of their environments but only Charlie was directly influenced by an adult to sin in the moment. Wonka saw that and gave him a second test, which he passed

Violet was also encouraged by her father to continue chewing the gum

Wonka vored Mike

Based. Mike was a based transhumanist trying to reach a realm of existence beyond the physical plane.

>a realm of existence beyond the physical plane.
And being shrunk smaller than his father's nutsack accomplishes this how?

But it was her decision to try the experimental gum in the factory

Which didn't have any consequences until the third course of the meal, which her father encouraged her to continue chewing to.

It doesn't matter, Wonka told them not to. She failed the instant she started chewing it, even if she didn't explode

Wonka also warned them not to drink the fizzy pop, is being encouraged by his grandpa really that much of an alibi?

>Mrs. Teavee has been caring for her shrunken son going on 2 years now
>She has to homeschool him since he cannot function in normal society
>He will never have a job or take a wife
>She starts to become disgusted with him
>Instead of keeping in her purse she puts him in her pockets
>Eventually just decides to shove him in her panties after he was forgotten in a pocket on laundry day
>One day she gets an idea after having to fill up a tiny cup of water and cut tiny slices of bread
>Forges a tiny running away note from her son about making his way in the world
>Puts it away for a few days later
>She pretends she can't find Mike anywhere and shows her husband the note
>All the while Mike is trapped in her panties, subsisting off of shit crumbs and pussy juice
>She keeps him in a little change purse when she isn't farting on him
>After a few weeks she decides it's finally time to kill her genetic failure son once and for all
>She shoves shrunken Mike in her vagina
>Gets Mr. Teavee drunk
>Tells him to fuck her hard, and that she needs some release after searching for her son for almost a month
>She fucks him for hours and asks him to finish deep inside her pussy
>He gratefully obliges and fills her with seed
>Mrs. Teavee smugly thinks to herself that her son must be dead by now
>She goes to the toilet to pee and let the cum drip out of her
>After a few minutes she notices her son's body in the toilet
>To her annoyance the little abomination is still moving
>Mike is weak, battered, battered and bruised from his father's huge rod pounding his mother
>He's also covered in a mix of cum and his mother's discharge
>Mrs. Teavee thinks about shoving him back in and asking her husband to fuck her a second time
>She decides against it and flushes the toilet

If going through the shrink ray teleporter was so horrible, wouldn't it have been more appropriate for Wonka to just let Mike learn that naturally? If anything they should have had gone to the TV room first, then let Mike tag along with the group for the rest of the tour.

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The difference is that the guardian kind of encouraged that one while the others were all just the kid's fault.