I'm considering buying an escort simply for a date night at a restaurant. Not for anything else, not for sex later that night, just for an hour or two at a restaurant where I can finally have a conversation with a girl.
I'm almost 29 and I've never been on a date in my life. I have no female friends, I work at a male dominated job, and I have male dominated hobbies. I have no interaction with women outside of talking to waitresses when I order food.
I just want to talk to a girl and not have her be visibly uncomfortable. I just want to look in a girl's eyes and not see their disgust with me.
Would you like to donate some of your money to my escort-date-night fund?
Grayson Price
You should pay for the sex too. Go for gf experience. It will be expensive but worth it. I was a fucking 35 year old wizard and took the dive and I finally got to experience sex before I die and I find it is overrated anyway. It's probably better with someone you love but at least I know what I'm missing out on and don't carry the stigma of being a virgin.
At your age if it didn't happen by then it was never going to happen ever. Trust me. Once you are past 25 it's all about network and I had none. You have none. So your only resort is online but that's only going to work for the top 20% which you and I clearly are not in.
Just get it over with.
John Lopez
I don't know, I've spent so long wishing for sex that I think if I did finally have it and it was disappointing, I might become more depressed than I already am and just off myself.
James Butler
no all my money goes on weed and my car
Mason Harris
>I'm almost 29 and I've never been on a date in my life ????? How is that even possible?
Camden Torres
This woman has the perfect ass. From this view this woman is a 10/10
Jeremiah Garcia
That sounds kinda comfy tbqh OP As long as she does't look remotely like an escort and is on the cute side, it'd be nice to play pretend for a night. Maybe you'd learn more than you would from a normal gf because there is no expectations of continuing so you can be completely open and honest.
But anyway that's all in my head, I feel like it'd be pretty shitty and spergy in reality. Then if you ever get a real gf, most would be uber pissed if they ever found out you saw an escort before... yeah ok "you never had sex with her", suure...
>It's probably better with someone you love Not gonna lie, that is a solid 50% of the appeal. No more, and no less.
Daniel Powell
There's a reason she's not showing her face
Logan Ortiz
Look at the type of shit folks post on this board. Social retards are the dominant population.
Asher Smith
>have a conversation with a girl Worst money and time you'll ever spend
Daniel Nguyen
>buying an escort simply for a date night at a restaurant I don't want to admit it, but this does sound comfy. I only wish I knew how to contact an escort in my rural area.
Ian Allen
Why would you ever admit that you had done so? I would go to my grave with that secret.
Jose Jones
That's a good idea user. A "date experience" will be more costly than sex usually and the girls will probably have to be higher tier, but you deserve the experience. Sounds simple and lame to some, maybe, but to you I can see how that would be meaningful and it's nice to not just want to lose your virginity. You can't change the past, there are plenty like you on Any Forums so ignore some of the people posting here. All you want is something wholesome that every man should get - and would get with minimal work in previous generations. Again, it won't be easy to get a girl who's attractive and available enough to go on a date, and actually seems like she cares, escorts who go out with guys are used to being with wealthy men at business parties and such. So be careful not to find someone who just seems blatantly disinterested or it might leave you feeling worse off. Find a genuine girl, she'll make you feel less awkward.
I doubt girls look at disgust with you because you're ugly user, unless you're a 2/10 or can't dress up like someone your age. You probably come across as awkward or socially underdeveloped and at this point it's who you are, maybe you come across as a bit "off" but I don't know enough about you and who cares they'll forget you the moment you're out of their sight just like they would with a normie. Don't let a random broad's facial expression make you doubt the caliber of who you are as a person. Get a good girl, make your intentions clear, and relax yourself because these escorts are used to awkward men, regardless of their status, if they're willing to give you a date experience. Best of luck OP.
Austin Parker
How does one become a normie? I'm 29 and like him have never been on a date either. khv
Parker Butler
You dont become a normie, you are born one.
Nathan Rogers
Lmao you're not gonna get a magical answer on Any Forums bro it's probably too late. I mean find some good pictures and try to make a dating app profile, get a photo shoot if you have to. Try to watch youtube videos in the meanwhile. Definitely "charisma on command." See what's trending on youtube, learn about pop culture shit on whatever social media you might have so you have a grasp of basic conversation topics. Drugs also help build your confidence and aura if you do the right cocktail but you need a basic foundation of social skills.
Let's say you match with a girl and take her out. Learn how to make good eye contact and body posture online, practice around co-workers or whoever you're around so if you're standing outside somewhere, you seem confident and well-poised, not timid and lost/awkward. Get a couple of go-to topics and when one connects, take it from there. Let's say you match with a girl from a certain state or college. Look up info about that place, ask her about what the experience is like, what you hear about it, make it seem like you care, have something to add to the convo so it seems like you know what to say. Find relevant shit to the experience - random examples: If you're outside a Mexican restaurant with her waiting for dinner, ask her about her spicy tolerance and joke about yours. Based on her profile or the convo, gauge her political/social interests. Do some research since you definitely can't make normal spontaneous conversation. Wear a "mask" by being the kind of guy who a girl seems like she'll want.
Levi Fisher
if I dont at least go on a date with a girl past 25 I am downloading grindr and will somehow force myself to be gay. I suggest you people take the same route
Jose Williams
Why do you think you'll have any better luck with fags? You'll still be you.
Caleb Cruz
because so far for some reason fags have found me desirable, I get asked out a lot by fags but never girls
