>Be a 5'5 twink
>Somehow straight
>Generally normie outside of that
>Create a dating app profile on tinder
>Unironically get "kys faggot" from women
>They throth at the mouth at a slight idea of dating me
>A lot of them downright break down into autistic screeching when I IMPLY I am submissive
>Literally get cyberbullied onto this board
Well that's not how I expected my life to turn out.
Things get much better if you're okay with dating dykes and abuse stacies.
I'm not, hence why I'm here
>somehow straight
well no time like the present...
Where do you find dykes/dominant women?
I am still having no clue on that.
You think tumbr is a good place for short twink appreciators?
t. fellow short twink
>Unironically get "kys faggot" from women
Screenshot their comments, post it online and use their own woke mob against them.
I am russian user(
My condolences. It's time to transition
"oobey siba pidor"
like that?
>pidor
AHAHHAHAHA I KNOW THAT WORD ITS FAGGOT YOU CALLED HIM A FAGGOT
Yes! Exactly like that in fact.
Although a lot use a common eupathamism "exit the window"
How the fuck can you even be a 5'5 male in the western world? Did you not get proper nutrition as a child or something?
I always struggled with feeling hungry.
Also I had a scitzo phase of starving as a teen because I assumed looking "cute" is appealing to girls. I wasn't wrong per say but... uuh.. yeah.
I'm 5'6 and also getting desperate for any kind of close human interaction. Doesn't even matter if i'm beat up or tortured by someone, with my body type i'd take anything just to feel alive again. Pain with someone else is indefinitely better than having nothing with no one forever
>be at middle schooler height for life
>I wasn't expecting my life to go bad
what were you expecting lmao
welcome to the club now suffer for the next 40 years
I'm sorry to hear that user. I imagine most Russian girls go for the macho type and not the more "femme" type
>5'5 twink
>submissive
You are made for cock.
>Somewhat straight
This is a cope. Just bite the pillow and take the dick.
Also give up on women; I gave up a long time ago.
user, my intelligence is much superior to yours, so I will help you out and lay out a future lifespan for you, for free.
1. Get rich, easiest way to do this is via stocks or becoming a retarded ass Instagram influencer/.
2. Get limb lengthening surgery, atleast 3 times, boosting up by 4 inch. If the doctor doesn't accept, go to another one.
3. Profit
>be 6"2
>long brown hair nearly down to my ass
>thin girly body
>manly Eastern European beard and the body hair to go with said origins
At least you're not in the middle like me OP
Too big and manly to be a femboy
Too thin and girly to be a chad
Usually the anorexic bi-sexual goth girls who make extremely disturbing jokes about murder and dead babies are a safe bet, I've gotten with them a few times, although I am anticipating not waking up at all one day.
But I've also lost my water-tight seal as a result, so I mean, pick your poison really.
my roommate is like you, except he cant pull at all because he looks like a skinny woman until you see his neanderthal face and beard. can you explain what leads a man to that strange aesthetic
would you rather be a femboy or a chad?
pokazhi zhivotik nyasha :3