Be me

>be me
>stalk my ex on instagram
>private account
>but just like to see if she's active and if she's changed her profile pic
>stalk her facebook too but no updates there either
>she's extremely lowkey
>notice she's inactive for a month
>follower + follow counts don't change at all
>no new pics posted either
>check up on her today
>follow / follower counts +1
>reload page
>follow / follower counts -1
>this happens a few times
>its like she's trying to appear inactive but is very much active
>make a post on facebook about it, asking if its something people tend to do to pretend to be inactive
>her follower count goes up again
>it doesn't go back down
>first time in over a month
>this happened not 20 mins after I made my post
>pic related: mfw
the cunt is watching me too

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idk why but this made be happy such a silly little post hope you two have fun in your game of 5 dimensional chess

was going to make a totally different post but

>the cunt is watching me too

got me, well played faggot

Fucking follow her on a burner account and see what she's posting dumbass

don't need to
I have a friend who's a tattooist
told her to follow her on her tattoo account which has no connection to me
she said she requested earlier
:D

eh, that's good enough I guess, personally I would rather be able to have direct access to the account if I'm trying to stalk. isn't your friend gonna be weirded out by your stalkerish behavior?

nah she's petty just like me

I understood almost none of this.

why fren

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Good on you, I'm the same way, but most of my friends get freaked out by my behavior. I'm pretty good at stalking on my own though.

I think everyone does it, people just don't like the idea of other people doing it to them. its a power thing probably. if they're stalking someone else, they feel like they have power, if someone's doing it to them, or may be the type of person who will if need be, they feel powerless, something along those lines anyway
I don't even like the term stalking though really
I just like to keep up to date on what past people are doing because its interesting to see how people grow over time, not that everyone grows, some stay exactly where they are
its interesting anyhow

I really do stalk. God forbid I like someone who has their location on Snapchat. I literally check that shit every 5 seconds.

to be fair
you kinda have to nowadays
so many opportunities for slyness
and again, anyone who's interested in anyone else does the same shit to some degree no matter how much they try not to because the norm today is to be sly and cheat and what not

I can't even explain what I can't understand about it. It just makes no sense.
I was only able to understand
>the cunt is watching me too

I think you need to go to bed mate

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If anyone needs to go to bed, it's you with your baggy ass eyes. Get some rest buddy.

I'm the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
kek
oj
you're a good lad
I'll go akip soon

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If you don't have a cockney accent, I don't respect you, bro.

I'm scouse laaa

>I think everyone does it

nah. once the bitch is out of my life i don't look her up anymore. i stay solo or find someone new. you have too much time on your hands.

maybe, each to their own though