What about your past do/would you keep secret from an SO?

Also specify if you're m or f.

What are some things you'd rather airbrush or hide rather than reveal to your lover?

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"No, honey, I never became a regular on Any Forums. I only used good boards like /ck/."

m
I would not tell her about the dozens of hookers ive fucked haha.

>"No, honey, I never became a regular on Any Forums. I only used good boards like /ck/."
this

F

I leave out the 4-5 one night stands. Honest about the rest. Also they would find out who Iv been with any way from asking friends.

I wanna post here but I don't feel comfortable with that Jannie stalking me

M
If I was dating a normalfag I'd probably hide my lolicon porn.

Jannies can't track you though can they?

F
Had a kid in another country. If not keep that secret, then the details at least, when I was involved in suicidal criminal activities.

m
>the amount of time I spend on Any Forums and the fact I come to this particular board at all
>my political views as a whole
>that one time as a teenager that a friend of mine wanted to have sex and decided *right* before I came that she wanted me to stop and I didn't and I basically hid from the world for years out of fear
>multiple molestations as a young boy and the complex familial situation I dealt with growing up including my now devastated relations with them (no family I can comfortably introduce a girl to, not that I'd want to)
>my intense masochistic tendencies and kinks
>my frequent manic episodes which I induce deliberately by staying awake and drinking excessive caffeine because I find them more entertaining than sober reality
>that I spend an unhealthy amount of time in my own head thinking about space, history of man, world religion and spirituality etc ("ur such a weirdo what's wrong with u?")
>that I'm super sensitive despite my stoic exterior
>that I don't enjoy social gatherings of any kind if they include more than maybe 3 people and even then I'd always rather be by myself or just with an SO, without exception
>that I have no interest in meeting their friends or especially meeting their parents (this one is hard to work around, always boils over eventually)

These are basically just reasons why I shouldn't ever be in a relationship than they are a list of things I'd keep a secret, but that applies too. Yeah I know, I'm not welcome here, blah blah. Fuck you.

m
yup she cant know about all the sex i have paid for. i am not too interested in learning about her sexual past eithet

The monkeyhate

I would like to have the kind of partner who you could tell anything to and they would accept you wholly or not lose interest, some real ride or die stuff.
I am a man and will never find a woman like this so I will die alone.

my net worth
that I use Any Forums
my "romantic" history

> i am not too interested in learning about her sexual past eithet

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This, this right here. Every time you rip your chest open, no matter how much of a bond you've built or how much trust and love you think you've accumulated, they'll always find something about you that breaks them. If I have to pretend I'm not me, the relationship is built on false pretenses and I refuse to pretend I'm someone I'm not, I wear it all on the outside. These women you describe seem to not exist, and if they do, some combination of nature or nurture have cruelly made them so physically unattractive that even if I wanted to we could not have successful sexual relations and unfortunately this is a necessary component to a healthy relationship and child-bearing. I'm just over it all, really. I've accepted my fate. Now it's just a matter of riding out the years and trying to squeeze what little dopamine and satisfaction I can out of this broken system until I inevitably cease to breathe. I'm counting the days.

>F
>Reddit spacing
>4-5 one night stands

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nothing I want them to know me completely

Biofem here.
I would be honest about everything (have been with 6 guys) but would not tell him that 2 of the guys were black. Not really in to black guys anymore but had an experimental phase where I wanted to try them.

>I would be honest about everything
>but I would lie about that 2 of the guys were black
>Biofem here.
yes...how could I tell overwise....
>had an experimental phase where I wanted to try them.
And now you are ready to settle down.
Chirst is this a meme?

The best way to find out if a girl has fucked black guys is to act cool with it and as progressive as possible. Mention how you used to like girls of X race and say how you support interracial dating, etc. In most cases they will voluntarily spill the beans about their past since they think you wont mind. Thats my trick and I dodged 2 bullets already with it. Those bitches probably have aids or something

>every single male in the background collage is black
lol

I don't like to lie or manipulate to get the truth.
Just don't date women who aren't virgins

gonna regret that when the relationship ends

yeah, but it makes relationships better while they last and ultimately I'm aiming for a goood relationship

JFC the memes write themselves

F

No
Only had sex once as a teen so dont really have anything to be ashamed about

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I won't ever get a lover so I have nothing to hide.
Of course I'm male too since we're on a male only website.

That's because it's a meme image

Not sure I have anything to hide, I guess I'd slowdrip the racism and gayhate, not because I'm ashamed of it but because dumping all that at once would make me seem like a nutter with no social awareness.

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Its a real article though

lulz.com/how-to-hide-a-promiscuous-past/

>lulz.com
as real as it gets

it is not, the article is satire and the sites name is "for the lulz".