WHY, oh WHY, is it so difficult to secure a relationship with a robot? Long-time, frequent lurker, seldom poster. The only important needs are the following:
>Taller than me
I am 5'3
>Sufficient salary
I would like to stay indoors and limit my interactions with people, so working is not an option for me.
>Similar hobbies and personality
Pretty much simply introverted, slightly timid, prefers staying indoors over going out, and reasonable/agreeable. Weird. Deranged freaks included.
I have my good body, endless affection, whatever you want in terms of fornication to offer. Trust meh.
My email is [email protected]
Please, PLEASE I AM BEGGING
I don't care about mental issues, autism, body type, non-existent social life etc. I have (admittedly) come across a promising robot who was living in Chicago I believe, living in a high-rise apartment, and working a lot. We talked about your birthday and I was going to send you books and clothes, but I chickened out and ghosted you. If this is you, please come back I am sorry. He made bread in his spare time! HOW INNOCENT IS THAT. miss you anony
WHY, oh WHY, is it so difficult to secure a relationship with a robot? Long-time, frequent lurker, seldom poster...
What if the robot is 5'3 too ;-;
>sufficient salary
how much is sufficient
You don't deserve me.
I already met a girl from finland that I am saving up to spend the summer with
She owns my heart
>>Sufficient salary
Asking this right out the door is a big red flag
No thank you
It's even harder to secure a relationship with a fembot. As you evidenced in your post they can be really skittish and ghost in a heartbeat.
Where are you from?
>finland
Soon to be Russia
Your age, your minimum allowed income, and your maximum allowed age. Also which gender were you assigned at birth
because you're a gold digger, I wouldn't really mind supporting a neet girl if we loved each other but saying that you don't care about what your partner is like as long as they have a sufficient salary just means you want to be a prostitute, not have a relationship
age 22, income enough to support the household, no max age and female from usa
The only really solid requirement is salary. Isn't that what males exist for? I don't care to list specific heights and races, and this is what bothers you?
that sounds great and i am happe for you user
Are you pure? Will you cook and clean? What hobbies do you have?
wait...how did you meet one from findland?
But would you really love me tho
You sound like a cringy woman. Desperate too.
>the household
Do you intend to procreate, or will this be a 2 person household?
You are without a doubt mentally ill and annoying to the highest degree, as evident by you supposedly being attractive and having to ask on r9k for a boyfriend (lol) just rope bpd freak
>you can be a deranged freak, a weirdo, have a shitty body, be batshit insane, have no hobbies or social life etc etc etc
>all i care about is you have a good salary
>no, I will not work or bring anything to the table
I seriously hope none of your robots are desperate enough to fall for this. She wants a wallet, not a boyfriend. You would be lucky if she cares enough to remember your name
>just become a betabuxx for me sweaty
this is all that awaits us, my robotic friends
this is why I will only get into a relationship while I'm a neet.
Because the woman must be there for me, for my personality.
>She
Kek good one. You're already falling for half of it.
You don't lose if you don't play a rigged and shitty game. You can spread your genes at a sperm bank or private donations. You can then unload your balls on a hooker cheaper then OP and get more variety.
I am too attractive for you sorry also why the fuck would I work while you sat on your lazy ass? nah I think you can work and I will sit at home and watch anime and game you lazy pig lol
I'm 6'0'', in decent shape, and currently work in IT and am finishing my computer science degree. I work/go to school 6 days a week. My main hobby is writing and films. I'm introverted and often go out to places alone.
Still, I would never touch a disgusting pig from r9k to save my life. You'll never find me.
Based Nigel
Give us your stats. Race, weight, cup size, tattoos v no tattoos, natural hair color, semi-honest appraisal of your face, body count, daddy issues, etc.
T. Wizard who makes over 70k
Lol, you found a potentially good robot and you ghost him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I am an introvert, make decent money, can cook, bake bread, and I like to garden.
>Isn't that what males exist for?
I wonder why they don't put up with you. Then again, this is just bait.