Robots, let's say that you have been given one month to lose your virginity to a woman. If you fail to do so, you will be subjected to the most excruciating torture you can imagine. Nobody will believe this if you tell them.
There are three conditions:
>It has to be with a living female adult human
>Prostitutes and escorts don't count
>Rape does not count
Do you think you could do it? How will you go about accomplishing this feat?
Is the torture deadly? Anything that doesnt kill me makes me stronger.
If that scares you more, then yes
That's easy, i will go for some obese disgusting bitch
Having sex with some random roastie is already torture.
You sure it'll be easy user?
I think I'd try contacting the ugliest weirdest girls I remember from elementary/middle school (there were no girls fitting that profile in high school) and tell them I've been thinking about them a lot and want to hit it. If they're still as pathetic as back then it could work but it's hard cause I'm 24 now, contacting them would be near impossible as well
My second option would be to beg my exFWB who was the only girl I've ever been with (only girl friend I've had as well) even though we "broke up" on kind of bad terms and being with her again would destroy me emotionally, I'd avoid the torture if I pull it off. I WILL tell her about the torture even if she doesn't believe me cause I'll sound so desperate she might actually let me do it for old times sake. I have NO IDEA whether she hates me, misses me, doesn't think about me at all, just kinda dislikes me or feels pity for me though, probably a mix of all
Third and last option would be to offer money to girls who aren't hookers but I don't think you'd allow that loophole
>Do you think you could do it? How will you go about accomplishing this feat?
Yeah, pretty easily. There are a couple fatties lusting after me because I'm a slightly above average looking white guy. If I really needed to I could drop my spaghetti in front of em and still get laid
Oh and I could also maybe try going for extreme poor drugged up villeras but idk where to find them exactly and I'd be risking my life anyways if I go to a villa
t. south american
>my exFWB
Re-read the OP
I would just go to a club or bar or some shit. I'm 6'0, moderately attractive, and have a 7 incher. The problem is that I don't want sex, I want a relationship. More specifically, I want a relationship with a chubby virgin girl like pic related. I thought I found one recently, but she wasn't interested in a relationship.
No i have a tiny penis i cant penetrate a woman niw fuxk off
Oh. It's so hard to remember I'm not a virgin. It's weird. When reading the OP I was like "yeah I'm a virgin, I'll reply to this thread" and didn't remember it when writing the reply
It makes no sense that I even got laid, pretty sure 3 out of 4 men on this board are a better match than me
There's hope for most of you bros
Buy a ticket to africa or sea country and try my luck there. Maybe me being white will be enough for her to ignore autism.
OP here, I have doubts as to whether I could pull it off. I have a lot of problems that would take way longer than a month to fix.
>Fat
>No confidence
>Shitty social skills and lots of anxiety
>Only allowed to drive when someone else is in the car
Africa would probably be your best bet, they want half-white babies so badly that they have no reservations even knowing you won't stick around
As long as i keep all my teeth, i can probably just endure it
based and goals, gotta love chubby girls
hmmm well all the slampigs that were into me have boyfriends now so that's out of the question. my best bet is to probably try and go for one of the weird anime obsessed femcels I went to school with.
Again the torture would be the worst thing that you could personally imagine.
I'd imagine being imprisoned in a basement, having my eyes, ears, nose, tongue, lips, and limbs removed, and regularly being injected with a mixture of panic-inducing drugs and just enough nutrients to ensure that I live into old age.
>Prostitutes and escorts don't count
dosent count but not forbbide. ill do it with one or get as far as i can, then just do it with a random chick, it really gets easy after the first one
oh well me and my friends all look like that lol, hit us up
If you actually did you'd be getting plenty attention as is
as you wish thot
well then youd be surprised at how guys ik irl hate big girls lol
I'd bite the bullet and get the vaxx so I can travel to Europe. Then I'd apply everything I've learned about Chadness on young travelling girls who get drunk at hostels and like to shoot the shit with strangers. Those are manageable targets.