Critique my body

Skinnyfat with gross hairy penis. I imagine this is what most Any Forums posters look like.

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You know Watto from Star Wars?

Yeah looks a lot like me

>gross hairy penis
Reminder that men who wax/overly shave their pubes are faggots

Men who shave their pubes are sex-havers more often than not, because the majority of women nowadays don't like full bush hairy cock. Having tons of pubic hair is just proof that no one has touched your genitals in months, unless you managed to find a gf who is into that sort of thing.

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>women nowadays
You mean the legions of bullish radical feminists that denounce traditional gender roles and kill their babies to make PowerPoints for a living?

Yeah Ill pass

Healthy heterosexual women get off massively on body hair and the smell of high T sweat

OP just needs to ditch the belly fat

I guarantee that you're not speaking from experience, virgin. Grow your bush out for 2 months and then try to find a woman who will suck you off. Good luck.

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Im 29 and have had several LTRs dude

My gf would laugh and call me a bitch for shaving my legs and pubes

But youre right
Its an acquired taste I guess

That's so disgustingly looking penis, I am a hairless SEA monkey, I'd look so fucking well even with bushy groin. I might even pass for a femboy. My butt is pretty perky and big. My female coworkers often stared at it.

Shave your legs and tummy hair and you'll be fine desu

I like the tummy hair