>literally smells like diarrhea
why do normies gobble this shit down and pretend to like it?
Literally smells like diarrhea
It's alright raw (unless dipped in ranch, where it's good)
When it's cooked it's really good. Just butter and salt makes it good. It's also good steamed as a side.
I dont think any vege smells particularly appetizing by itself. but they sure are good when cooked and dunked in china food sauce
picrel is you, lardass
imagine hating one of the best veggies
i'm 5'11 160 lbs nigger
you have the palate of a fat 13 year old, eat your fuckin vegetables already
>smells like diarrhea
wtf does your diarrhea smell like retard?
alternatively, what kind of whack-ass broccoli are you buying. Maybe don't let it sit out in the open in your warm-ass kitchen for two weeks, that's probably the mold you're smelling.
Chop it up small, put it in a pan with a good amount of butter and garlic, keep on stove until cooked. You're welcome.
cook it with maple syrup and the brap smell is gone
eating a lot of broccoli is what cleans the degeneracy out of your body. If you don't eat broccoli you're a fucking degenerate
based I like putting onions sauce on it
inb4 the gayass filter kicks in. I can't memorize all the different filters on all of the boards because some of them allow it
pretty much every green vegetable looks smells like dogshit to me, wish it didn't because it's the healthiest way to eat and i could lose the weight doing so
it's good, you're just fat as shit and only eat fuckin blocks of cheese wrapped in turkey
Because Broccoli's power is maximum
>that feel when you love vegetables and dislike sweets but you're still a fat fuck because you eat tons of meat and dairy
>tfw your diet would be pretty good if you bothered to lift weights
>5'11 160
hah im 5'11 140 you fatass, lose some weight fatass. eat a salad sometime fatass
Olive oil is better than butter for broccoli.
>raw broc
Damn nigga you dont got steam where you at?
Toss with light amount of oil, salt, pepper
Top rack oven 425 13-16 minutes
this
>put in bowl with a very shallow puddle of water
>add lid
>microwave 5 minutes
lazy fuck's broccoli that is good enough
Tastes nice cooked and with cheese
excellent choice sir. even making soup based on that combination is quite nice.