I am chad

i am chad
why do you hate me?
i am one of you, at heart.

ask me whatever you like,
i can give you advice if you want

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If you're chad you wouldn't be here.

post jawline you faggot

I have been here for many many moons, my young friend
>jawline
if you think that has anything to do with being chad then I actually can't help you. too far gone

>if you think that has anything to do with being chad then I actually can't help you. too far gone

It's all about your looks retard, now suck my cock.

yeah and you can look just fine with out some wide jay leno looking jaw you ugly nigga

and you can post your jaw if you're not a nigger

This, OP is a nigger and will never deliver
Fuck you retard, S

>i am chad
I real Chad would not refer to themselves as such. You are a Brad. A wannabe Chad.

Nah I have all the credentials of chad and winning at life, I felt like it would be good to pay it forward and offer advice to r9k if they have any questions
It is against the rules to post selfies on this board so take your gay fantasies to soc , I am not gonna post my jawline so you can jack off to it

Go be 14 somewhere else, bitch boy.

takes a pisspoor excuse of a chad to wind up on this site making a fool of yourself as you are, under any supposed pretense
you know nothing worth teaching
nigger

I have been here for a very long time,
I remember when I showed my gf this place in high school and she thought it was weird

I wonder if she still thinks about the frogs

What's the best advice you ever heard? and who did you hear it from?

Excluding ancient words of wisdom, I would say that working out diligently into your older age is crucial

Your body will become weak and frail if you do not

i dont hate you, but i wanted to be like you

I can tell you aren't a chad. You are trying so desperately to *sound* like a chad.

You didn't even answer my question because of your insecurity. Chad would've answered my question. You loser.

I literally told you the advice, go to the gym/work out
Did you miss that part user? Do you not understand how words are supposed to work?

> and who did you hear it from?
Yeah where was the answer to that I wonder. You loser.

Old people at the gym told me this user, it is also part of the ancient wisdom because it is a good idea to stay physically fit and strong.
Joe Rogan says it all the time, staying strong as you get older is important and healthy for your bones. It is ubiquitous knowledge user, I would ask you more why you are rejecting it so

it makes me extremely sad and angry that I will never lay my hands on a goddess like that because I'm a turbo autistic ugly piece of shit
just the thought of other men being so lucky to get in bed in her, and the only way I'll be able to see a girl like that naked will always be porn makes me just keep drinking until I die
I became an alcoholic at a very young age to cope with the rejection of every female I ever tried to talk to
I wish I wasn't so slow and retarded, I don't know how to talk to women, I don't know how to be normal, I don't know how to be a man, I don't know how to have a normal conversation, please someone help me, I need help but I don't know how to get it
I wanna kill myself but I am too pussy to pull the trigger because mom and cat will be sad

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Yeah....I talk to a lot of chads, because I try to learn from their wisdom. You aren't one of them. Nice try, though. You loser.

>I talk to a lot of chads
And yet you reject some very simple good advice, and you have no sex. Why do you imagine this is?
Probably stop drinking first, that is not good

Real chads seek other chads for mentorship and guidance. The person they get the number 1 advice of their life is definite. It's a real person.

It's not some ephemeral figure like "Ancients" or Joe Rogan. You are pathetic. What do you even get from pretending like this? What a loser.

I was best buds with Chad in High School, I have no hate for you at all.
Now, the beta simp faggots and their inferior, the cuckolds, those are the types of slime that deserve to be hated.

No.. user real chads do not have man crushes or whatever you are imagining. They look up to other strong men for leadership and guidance but they also know when to make a decision for themselves and when push comes to shove violence can solve problems one way or another

You are just weak and fat. I am sorry

forgot to mention, I am an apprentice Wizard.
Virgin male at 24

You'll notice I never mentioned sex or violence. But I did call you a loser all this time. You never refuted this. You think talking about how you are superior on sex and violence will get you that edge over me.

You don't. You loser. I see through your weak mask.

>24
>apprentice wizard
This sounds dumb as hell zoomer, honestly are you planning on not having sex for the next 6 years? What is your endgame?

I have a lot of money (like a lot a lot)
I have a lot of sex, past and present
I have respect from my peers
I have a very strong attractive body
I have degree(s)

I do not respond to your loser comment because it does not mean anything to ME