What are your schizo wrestling theories

What are your schizo wrestling theories

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Vince is dead and was replaced by this dead eyed jabroni

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Zack Sabre Jr is a gay pedophile

Any Forums is a work

He said schizo theories not established facts

Benoit killed himself to avoid losing to CM punk

Roman reigns died

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Joey Ryan is a FtM tranny.

Roman is actually really good. I mean REALLY good. But he just never actually tries for more than a few seconds at a time.

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Cody heard about what was going on in WWE well in advance and went there to seize power and to replace Vince. Instead, he got injured at the worst possible time and is unsure what to do now because he doesn't have a way to claim power in AEW or WWE.

Nah man he's just going to age horribly

kek

Cody got a 1 year opt out clause in his contract for a reason...

>aging makes your nose wider

Vince will funnel his ideas through Jarrett who will slowly gain power

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it actually does because you need more oxygen to breathe. look it up.

stop gaslighting me

Jimmy Snuka was a serial killer. He wasn't the only wrestler from the territories who enjoyed murdering on the road

Glen Jacobs isn't the original Kane.

KEK that would be funny
In all seriousness, will Vince kill himself soon considering he's a control freak workaholic that has lost his job and all control

They made him wear contacts so he would get a babyface reaction (it didn't work)

I looked it up

>Your nose, which is comprised of bone, soft tissue/skin, and cartilage, may change shape as you age. The structures and skin of the nose lose strength with time and, as a result, the nose stretches out and sags downward. The glands within the skin, especially in the area of the tip may enlarge, causing a wider appearing nose which is actually heavier. While there is debate whether the cartilage itself actually grows, it can certainly appear that way from the outside.

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