posted this like 3 weeks ago;
>be me
>sitting with guy friend during class
>both on our phones browsing Any Forums
>every now and then, he'd show me funny greentexts
I don't know why but I think I'm in love with this man. He asked me to go to the movies together. I might have won, anons
update: we are now dating
>be you
>be a tranny
im no tranny
now how hard does he fuck, Any Forums man?
Honestly user? Good for you bro.
thanks user :) im no longer an incel fembot
Get the fuck out of my board please
>fembot
Oh for fuck's sake I thought you found gay love.
Pffft.
Whelp. I thought you were a dude. Fuck off.
>incel
>fembot
yeah go kys
christian bale is the OP, quick extact all critical informations before he throws his laptop off his veranda straight out into the Ocean
uhhh mister bale you seem to be cursing me at this very moment I would please like for you to refrain from anything enterin the holy inner walls of my sanctum.
Hey I remember seeing that post where you said you had a crush on him or whatever. Good for you.
katy perry
I was actually excited for a couple of bros to become something more... fuck.
Oh nonono AHAH
The only robot I know irl is an autistic possibly gay possibly asexual hapa. Hes a really good bro but he might be the only person in my school whos weirder than me.
>womanite
>im no longer an incel fembot
You never were.
shiddy b8 saged and sneeded
scarlett johansson
OG SPOODERMANE
WHY DIDN'T YOU DELIVER THE PAPERS PARKER!!
unimportant
t-pain
radicate
recalibrate
recombobulate
make something great
from the ground up
You're a rapper, so sup
can you fill me some more water
in my half empty cup