When did you realize that pocket pussy is mechanically engineered to be even better than regular pussy

when did you realize that pocket pussy is mechanically engineered to be even better than regular pussy

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a real vagina is not particularly sophisticated, people worship it because of social status not because of how good it is

>SOCIAL STATUS
funniest shit i've ever heard. why even bother when a fleshlight is this fucking good?? i don't even have to go outside

When I used one, went slow, and had the second best orgasm of my life, it made my whole body jerk and it felt like I kept shooting loads for a solid 30 seconds.
I highly recommend a water based warming lube and for you to take it really slow, find the pace that feels the absolute best for you and if you're watching porn you should time your strokes to the video.
I still have foreskin so I suspect that's why it felt so good for me so be wary cutfags.

True but you may as well get the whole doll to have some tits ans ass to grab

I bought one with a girl out of boredom. It actually hurt to use it because the fucking hole is made for people with pencil dicks. Spent $70 and just threw it away after a few times

>with a girl
>he prefers biological sex
inferior male
stay coping

There are some hormones and whatnot that get passed between a woman's vagina and your glans, there's also the subconscious knowledge that you're cooming inside of a woman, possibly passing on your genes, which makes it feel a lot better, something normal masturbation doesn't fulfill although fleshlights come pretty damn close.

>Triple cervix dolphin pussy
Women never stood a chance

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this is a great point, user

Is there any way to find one sized for a proper sized dick? Or is it just hit or miss?

nah, I got one with my fuck buddy once, had a vibrator bit but compared to an actual woman it sucks, its not just the vagina, its the whole person, idk plus its warm and its just hotter and makes you feel less like a loser. Plus they aren't long enough, when fucking one my dick pokes out the other end and I dont wanna worry about cooming everywhere, when cooming in a woman its her problem afterward.

>its not just the vagina, its the whole person
>its warm and its just hotter and makes you feel less like a loser
these are all huge copes and can be solved by spending an extra $50

We both messed with sex toys after getting bored. Why does it matter.
You would have to ask someone in a sex shop if you dont want to waste your money. I didnt realize it was going to be so uncomfortably small. You have to clean it a lot. Lube sometimes gets everywhere. It was just overall shitty. They have better toys than pocket pussies. Cumming was just painful because it was tighter than my own fucking hand

>We both messed with sex toys after getting bored.
Proves my point entirely. Biological sex gets boring, but sex with inanimate objects is eternal.

the ranking goes
boypussy > mechanical pussy > real pussy
in that order

Measure your dick and check the internal specifications of the fucktoy you want to get, those things can stretch to some ex.

>Biological sex gets boring
Only because normal people have zero self-control and abuse it, if they only fucked once a month it would remain as this incredible and enjoyable experience.

Its not.
Be honest with yourself here.
personally for me it was too tight. couldnt get my dick in and ended up hurting my dick and ripping the fleshlight.

theyre just cheap plastic sex toys. the texture is aight but it aint all that
waste of money and i could have not been a coomer anymore

You can also just remove the silicone innards and use it without the casing which is what I've seen recommended for well-endowed individuals, but the guys claiming to have dicks that are too big in this thread are clearly larping retards.

you can get your entire arm inside fucking retard
buy a proper one

>It's not
It literally is. Saying it's not is a cope. Biological pussy can only be so good, but there's almost no upper limit once you bring in material science and engineering.
>Be honest with yourself here.
Huge coping mechanism. There's no argument here.
>Personally for me it was too tight.
Buy a bigger one then, retard?
>They're just cheap plastic sex toys.
They're as expensive and sophisticated as you want them to be
>Waste of money
You can spend $100 to fuck a Taiwanese hooker once or spend $300 on a well-designed sex toy that can please you for years. Which is the better investment?

I've thought about getting one but it's feels so cumbersome to clean and store it after every use.
I jerk off and go to bed, easy!