NEETS

hey NEETs
would you take a job paying $100,000 a year after taxes, full bennies, if your job was to inspect female poop? only hot females
you get to smell it, touch it with your fingers, watch them make the poops, and [optionally] taste test

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I'd take just because of the money and getting to see hot females with their pants down

No, I'd rather be the pee inspector and make 80k after taxes.

No, that is disgusting.

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I have a scat fetish. A job id do for free is being offered to me for 100k? I would work it until the day I die

but you get $100k a year, idiot

what are my hours?

pee inspector HAS TO TASTE. poop inspector an simply smell, taste is optional

depends if you want to inspect them pooping. you can work from home whatever hours you want. or you can ride to the office and do all the work in an hour, since they'll poop in poop jars and save them for you in the fridge

>$100k for an hour a day
where do i send my resume?