I am almost 30, kissless virgin. I am considering getting an escort...

I am almost 30, kissless virgin. I am considering getting an escort. What are the do's and don't if I were to choose this solution ? Is there anything I should know beforehand ?
I am slightly autistic so I tend to overthink everything. I don't even know what the average people that use escorts are like.They all talk about accompanying you to a social event but when I see the comments on several websites it's all dudes saying she really took it well in the ass. Are the women pretending or do I actually need to schedule something like a dinner beforehand if I only really want to feel the warmth of another body for the first time in my life ?

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Pay for a good one. Go to a professional brothel if they exist in your area. If you have access to viagra, use it, as being on the clock in an awkward experience can be heard.

Be clean and groom yourself proprely, although she'll make you clean again.

Avoid the temptation to kiss or put your mouth near their genitals. They all have STD's and it can cause embarrassing problems.

Sadly no brothel in my cuntry. I am planning to ask for an entire night, do some of them even propose this service ? I don't know if I should rent an hotel room for the occasion. Since I am a virgin I don't think it will be worth it for just a single pump and dump, besides I think just cuddling will send me over the moon as pathetic as that is. Should I also be upfront that it is my first time ? She's going to guess as much anyway.
Thanks for the answer by the way

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Why ? You are so close to wizard status.

At least wait until 30 so you can say you made it.

To me that's a depressing thing to achieve. Means I've always been undesirable and failed at something basic that the majority of men has done. Not even talking about the sexo, the simple fact of being in a relationship.

It's not like paying a prostitute counts.

you retards are actually promoting 'wizardry' like some kind of accolade? as a joke it's not even funny it's so stale

True, but at least I can have a cheap imitation.

if you dont care about it, then you just find one, agree on the terms, and pay her. i just called before to make sure everything was okay, she was free, it was some residental building, i literally took the elevator there with random people. i couldnt get hard, but thats how it went for me

something to consider is the whole do you think sex is immoral, do you value virginity, your thoughts on the afterlife, do you think this will even fix anything? do you think after you start having sex, you will even enjoy it or find a loving rewarding relationship, etc

just some thoughts. for some people they place their chips on a afterlife. others choose hedonism because they feel abandoned by god. its on you, its your choice

i would be lying if i said i knew the answer. i respect your choice, and im in a very similar situation. i just dont know. all i want is to live in a world with justice and some love in my life, thats about it

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I don't understand why any incel would ever want to get a whore. What I crave more than anything is the love and acceptance of another person, and the real intimacy that comes from consensual sex with someone who wants you too. Cooming in a whore would just make me sad. I think I'd actually cry

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I did the same thing at 28. It was pretty fun. She had huge tits. We went at it for an hour and she let me finish on her face. Here are some tips:
Reverse image search her pics to look for weird inconsistencies. Sometimes people use model pics to scam you.
If you notice she has ads on different sites and they are all from around the same area, that's a good thing. It's just her trying to cast a wider net. Also if she has multiple post for months or something, then she's probably been at it for a while and will probably be legit.
Make sure neither of you talk dirty on the phone. It might be some kind of set up.
Watch out for overly dirty ads. Things like "I will swallow all your cum." Actual hookers usually use codewords for shit like that instead of outright saying it.
The less professional her pics are, the better. If her photos look like professional model pics be cautious. Most girls just use like crappy bathroom pics from their phone. Those girls are usually legit.
Get a little familiar with what girls charge for time. If something seems too good to be true, it is.
Be nice. Be clean. They will do more for you just because of that.

was it worth it? did you ascend and start dating regular women and eventually got some kind of relationship?

what happened after for you?

Don't give your hard earned money to a foid.

Apuposters are such insufferable attention whore faggots
Jesus fucking christ

A lot of escorts I see post shit like "polite gentlemen, well-educated, over 35", is this codeword for no fat autistic smelly retards or do they actually want loaded educated 40 year old dudes ? I can't imagine this kind of people would pay for a whore in the first place. Also the prices I'm seeing are like 300euro for 2 hours, I was expecting something like 500 for the entire night (which is already a lot)...

>is this codeword for no fat autistic smelly retards or do they actually want loaded educated 40 year old dudes ?

they dont care. just show up presentable with cash and dont worry about it. just pay and jump in. shower and clean your clothes

when i payed once, it was for 30 minutes. no fucking way i could be there for 2 hours, jesus christ. i was there for 10 minutes and left

that just means no blacks

it was fun for the experience, but I think becoming involved with sex workers helped me truly understand women. The sex was fun, but it's a giant pain the ass to set everything up. Having sex wasn't really that big of a deal so I prefer camgirls instead. I never started a relationship after that, but I did become more aware of when women were genuinely attracted to me. I decided I don't want to try for a serious relationship for like another year or two, but now I'm at the point where I know if I can ask a woman and she will say yes because I understand she is already interested.
Let me tell you about cam girls though. If you're white, kind, and somewhat decent looking, these girls will fucking fall for you over webcam. I'm half white/spanish and I swear to fucking god so many cam girls want me to travel and meet them. If you can get a girl to cum during like a cam 2 cam sessions and she likes the way you look, she'll be hooked. So many of these girls are lonely as fuck. You wouldn't believe it. I'm meeting this camgirl in May that I've been talking to since august and I'm gonna spend 5 days at her place fucking her and going on vacation (it's in the Philippines). I think lots of guys are sleeping on this camgirl thing. Just look for ones that aren't popular, be nice and show them some love, and you might be able to fuck them for FREE in person. I became friends with 2 different girls (1 russian and 1 kazakh) who I teased the idea of me getting them tickets to visit me in USA for a week. They both pretty much told me that if I did that I would be getting insane sex all week. I'm also talking to this cute girl in China right now and I'm hoping I can go there for a week next year and fuck her for a week as well. I get to go to a new country for vacation and already have a chick lined up for fucking before I get there. Shit's awesome

it's better for them. older men will keep coming back and they probably have stable income. older men are probably also easier for their pussies. some women have dick length restrictions like "nothing over '7." They're just trying to work smarter, but I think if you're interested in one of those girls you should just call and try anyway even if you don't fit the criteria. She's probably not gonna turn you down.

were you a neet beforehand? do you make good money? are you autistic or schizophrenic?

>camgirls
Jfc, are you retarded or what? They pretend to love all their customers. That's the whole point

I was unemployed sometimes,. Not a neet. I don't mess around with sex workers unless I have money to spare. Be careful this shit is addicting for men who have never experienced female attention. You could go broke.
I make okay money at the moment. That's also one of the reasons I like cam girls. You can get shows for less than $1 a minute from some girls, so money isn't much of an issue.
I don't think I'm autistic or schizophrenic, but I certainly have trouble forming friendships with people.
Speaking of being unemployed for a bit, it reminded me of a time in college I want to share that taught me a valuable lesson about women. I'll reply to this with is

The point I was trying to make there was that if you invest time/money in some camgirls, then you can meet and fuck them easily. I just wanted to share a different approach to pussy.

Lol you are getting super scammed. Don't say it works until you pull it off yourself moron.

>during a time when I was turned down by every woman I asked out
>kept going after girls who had no interest in me and I eventually gave up
>I stopped giving a fuck about pleasing women
>during this time, I get paired up with this hot 19 year old girl in a biology lab group for the semester
>I didn't two shits what she said and I would always make fun of the stupid shit she would say
>funny enough, it drew her to me
>she would always try to start conversations with and learn about me
>even brought up shit like video games and MMOs to try and connect
>some other simp in the class would always try to talk to her and she would want him to leave the whole time to continue talking to me
>one day she is sitting next to me rubbing my leg with her foot
>proceeds to get up and bend over pointing her ass out at me when I had to put something away behind her
>she was sitting before this, so the only reason was she was trying to attract me

This bitch knew I was unemployed and even voted for Trump. Women don't fucking care. It's all about how you make them feel and if they think you'll fuck them good. If they want to fuck you it doesn't matter if your life is in shambles. Never forget this. It's completely retarded.

You're a loser and a degenerate. I'm so glad I have a girlfriend and don't have to resort to things like camgirls and random whores that don't care about me

This.

>be nice, be clean, wear a suit, bring some flowers and a chocolate box to the whore