>You're so beautiful, fembot
>*smooch*
You're so beautiful, fembot
Colton Barnes
Colton Sullivan
If the roles were reversed he'd be single right now.
Samuel Turner
I wish people loved me as much as americans love Israel
Henry Walker
This shows if you have a cunt there is always someone to fuck you even if you look like Freddy kleuren in drag
Ryder Sanchez
Freddy kreuger in drag damn autocorrect
Jacob Harris
She was fucking the dogs. They found her naked.
Sebastian Smith
burn victims make my ballsac feel tingly and uncomfortable, like it's about to be cut apart and cheese graters are gonna grate my nuts, but just that it's real close to that, not that it's actually happening.
Joseph Perez
>he wants me to fucking nuke him
why?
Landon Johnson
This is why I hate using Any Forums, it's like you guys have no heart
This woman is disfigured and you're making fun of her. Sigh
Nathaniel Thomas
>gf literally cucks you with dogs and looks like frankenstein after
>stay with her
Americans are reaching new levels of cuckoldry
Joseph Jackson
Probably.
I wonder what made them snap though.
Did they get post-nut clarity and feel violated or something?
Did her cunt just have a really strong tuna smell that made them hungry?
Camden Flores
One of the dogs was female. That could be linked to it.
Aaron Green
couldn't she have at least smiled for the camera?
Chase Green
if i were them i'd just wear a mask or something, it's not like you even have a face to show anymore just fucking hide that ugly shit
Brayden Gutierrez
Laughing my original ass off
Dominic Lopez
>i would wear a mask
Yes.
Eli Davis
>She was fucking the dogs. They found her naked.
Are you making this shit up?
Hudson Green
>her old flame
what does this mean
Henry Edwards
She'll probably get a face transplant at some point.
Blake Allen
She was cheating on him while he was deployed. It happens to EVERY soldier. Women feel no shame about it. Most of them will even blame the guy.
Andrew Gonzalez
She was in cahoots with the fire that burned him
Chase Wright
Deep lore.