Post and/or describe your ideal gf

post and/or describe your ideal gf

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>not obese
>will tell me it's gonna be ok

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Nose piercings and mentally unstable girls

Poofy afro and dark dark chocolate skin.

A girl that has the same amount of love for me as I do for her.

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>at least 6ft 150lbs
>must compliment my artwork
>must be okay with Wicca
>must do all the chores
>must help me with my makeup + braid my hair
>must take me out places (we'll split the bill)
>must be okay with double ended dildos
>must be a Tom Holland / Robert Pattinson fan
>must have a reasonable star sign / blood type
>must have short hair
>must have positive vibes / Tarot readings
>must believe 100% in ghosts and spirits
>must have tattoos

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submissive brown tomboy
that wasnt original?

>pawg
>autistic
>low self esteem
>wroships me and blindly trusts me
>perverted and bisexual and would be ok with sharing cocks with me
thats literally all im asking for
its not too much is it

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what do you think about cancers

What do you mean???
Ciidrorhdjoddndndj

last part is literally the hardest for some reason, women do not like dating cocksuckers. you and me have identical tastes though

I mean what do you consider a reasonable star sign

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Russian tomboy

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150s cm.
Low 50s kg.
White pale.
Short hair (till shoulders). Double colored (nothing crazy).
Prettiness > ass > milkers.
She's smart. She's based. She's joyful.

Cancer is alright 4/10 but I would NEVER date a Capricorn or Pisces.
Aquarius, Libra or Leo are what I really want

>tfw was madly in love with a capricorn and they used me like a toy and abandoned me

>Fluffy fur all over
>Thin, sensitive whiskers
>Smooth and long tail
>Big beady eyes
>Round, pink ears
>Tender tootsies and grabbies

I want to have a rat gf!

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That's so tragic babe. My ex was a Leo. I miss him, but at least my bestie is Virgo AND AB negative.
I'm Aquarius

>no smoking
>no hard drugs
>from a good family
>ambitious as I am
>knows how to cook
>isn't prissy
>above average height
>adventurous and well connected
>isn't a bitch
>open about body count and will teach me things.

idk

5'2"
98 pounds
long blue hair
pale skin
heavily tattooed
hates cops
hates the government
murderously homophobic
daddy issues

I'm a cancer. I don't have anyone anymore except my cat. Everyone is so mean to me.

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Hon the thing about cancers is that you're extremely loyal, you just need to find that special someone to be loyal too and everything will work out
Don't give up sweetie