You're on your way home late at night

>You're on your way home late at night
>You hear faint music playing, the sound is getting closer and closer
>you've...done it now...
>suddenly
>"HEY KID"
>YOU'VE DONE IT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE blasts out of a bluetooth speaker
>*Pure strikes you and send you to the ICU*

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Just look at the state of this guy...
Fucking Carder...
Laughing my ass off

mmmm that's it newbie, wrestler's court tomorrow, 9 am, bring a bottle of jack and some donuts for the boys

SHEESH why you gotta post this scary ass shit so late at night fr

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Bring a bottle of jack to /DOGG/ tomorrow or it's 70 pure strikes

>Wouldn't wanna mess with hiiiimmmm...
>SAY!

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That's badass

Fuck off Carder

Just ASKING for some pure strikes.

Sending me into the desert, without gas.

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Dead man carding

What did I do?

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You didn't have a badass weekend

I
AM
AMERICAN
BADASS

>Carder says if he was younger he'd have gotten into MMA

I'd love to see his boomer ass trying to hang in the heavyweight division and getting heem'd in 20 seconds

Mean mark woulda taken that so division to task.

He's not stupid enough to try it now or even 20 years ago he's talking about if he was early 90s Taker

my nephew throws better strikes than this no one told him he looks like shit?

mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm those are some pure strikes

Even then he's too awkward at moving, Mark would get absolutely rekt by some 6'2 dude who is more agile and can build muscle better.

Why doesn't he punch the body?