Cucks and femanons will seethe

Cucks and femanons will seethe

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oh no no no utterly btfo

The woman cleans itself though

You can clean a couch too

This. Just because you're a disgusting fuck that never bathes doesn't mean women are just like your nasty ass.

You can clean everything that was in the comic though

Can't spell "stain" without S, I, and N.

Why do rightfags always turn out to be incels?

The couch doesn't clean itself, grow and replace its parts.

Let he who is without stain cast the first stone

speaking of old beds. I've been sleeping in the same old piece-of-shit twin bed for 20 years. I have to sleep on one side of the bed because the other has a pressure point that will dig into my back. It's old and it's firm, but I sleep so well on it.

this comic assumes that I don't want a laptop because someone may have jo-ed on it.
if they cleaned it, idc.

But you can do it. You can also hose down the woman.

Based. I never shake people's hands because of it: they probably skeeted in them once.

Let he who is without pussy forgive the first boyfriend.

Then why would I give a shit about skeeting?

You cant really clean cum out of couch fabric.

Whereas a humans skin and body completely regenerates itself every year. The only part that stays permanent are your brain cells.

>Inb4 tattoos
New skin continues to absorb the ink, also they do slowly fade out

>Inb4 scars
Damaged cells are replaced with damaged cells since they clone

So if you're worried about a girl being jizzed on just wait a while for her skin to regenerate

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you missed the whole point of the meme retard
you can clean all of those things

Am I retarded? What is the issue there?

>damaged cells
So cummed on cells will replace themselves with more cummed on cells
Ala microchimerism.
Way to own yourself

The primary layer of skin is already dead, and your cum isnt soaking through unless she sits in a bath of cum

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That youd turn down the other things but not a woman cause you like the thought of other men skeeting on it or are desperate.

You don't get it. This is not about not being able to wash off cum. It's about cum having a magical property which makes it defile everything it touches. Except for your own cum, I guess.

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>assumes women dont sit in baths of cum and cock
Shiggy wiggy coombrain

You will stop giving a shit about this if you have sex at least once.

I did, still give a fuck. Youre just desperate or a cuck.

I did, I cucked someone, I got cuck'd, yet somehow having sex regularly it's a powerful "status" tool