Elden ring

>elden ring
>twitch
>feet pics
>onlyfans
>sending money to thots
>collecting anime figs
>having a gaming pc

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>OP posting this

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>you replying to this

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>using the internet
>going to the grocery store
>living in a city
>having running water
>driving a car

Oh never mind, you're a phone posting npc failed normie.

>Comparing necessities to luxuries
Wow you really are stupid.

Permanent ban with a fixed IP address and no friends

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Favorite soups, or your "current thing" is gonna be learning to live with a penectomy.

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none of those are necessities retard

>It is a necessity to live in a city.

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Living in the city is. You have to communicate with other humans for some reason.

NPC used to have a meaning here. Now it's just "person who follows trends that are too popular for my young contrarian brain to enjoy".

You have to be over 18 to post on an adult board.

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>elden ring
It's sex 2. I'm sorry you're a faggot anti-normie who can't enjoy things until others move on.
>collecting anime figs
>having a gaming pc
This is called having money and it usually follows getting off of your cum-stained chinkbook from 2007 and working.

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if playing elden ring is npc then im the mfing tutorial nigga. besides i was hyped for it from the beginning it was announced

>ukraine
>south sudan
>blm
>lgbt whatever the fuck

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>elden ring
>"WOW LITERALLY SEX 2 LMAO!!! WOW SO GOOD!!!! HYPE!!!!"
>probably playing the game with noobveil, oneshot int builds and never actually tried to fight bosses
>they don't even actually experience the game
Don't talk about sex 2 if you never even had sex once.

I have never and will never play a souls game and im not going to spend $2000 on a glowing box to play video games I dont even give a shit about video games. If you play video games it means youve never had real fun.

>collecting anime figs
>having a gaming pc
When the fuck were these npc activities? If it's not something your mom or dad would do, it's not NPC.

Its the alt version of being an npc

Why do people pretend simping is a normie thing? Only social outcasts do that, normal people don't do that. This is just you being rejected by society is actually a sign of your superiority.

Elden ring still runs like shit in PC. What a crappy overhyped consoleport. Have these retarded japs learned literally nothing after ds 1-3?

what an autist

Actually no, str/dex. And I'm a married man user.
I too used dismissal as a coping mechanism when I was a fincel.

I have more money than everyone here. Weed is legal here I dont need to play vidya like a child

>I don't need vidya
>I have drugs that shorten my attention span to the point I can't follow them

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>Why do people pretend simping is a normie thing?
If it is a normalfag thing to do, I hope it spreads like wildfire. Zoomers deserve nothing good.

Oh boy better get that new mario and zelda game so I can tweet about it

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