Post the story of your life

How did you end up on Any Forums instead of just having a normal life with a gf? Mine was too embarrassing to type in words so I just drew pictures

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i have a pretty normal life with a gf and i post on Any Forums. a lot of different people use this website

>spastic gurgling
Piss off retard.

Youre the overwhelming minority here bro.

Severe anxiety disorder that took way too long to be diagnosed. I mean 18 years too long

I got extremely unlucky, the girls in my middle school were incredibly dismissive and the experience pissed me off so much I went to an all-boys high school

i think the more normie robots just lurk more. my gf and I talked about r9k when we met. she used to lurk here just to laugh at the incelology and give them life advice.

Did you remind her that she's in no position to give anyone life advice and that she's completely deluded?

the rope is calling, faggot

>How did you end up on Any Forums instead of just having a normal life with a gf?
Do you really think I have the motivation to greentext all of that?

Short version:
>Me sad
>Bad parents
>Me more sad
>Move into friends house
>Forced back home
>Me still sad
>Get PC
>Escapism and porn feel good
>Dropped out of highschool
>Got kicked out
>Me sad, get neetbux and apartment from government
>Me sit on pc
>Me still sit on pc
>Me still sad

Lurkers barely count as users. If they aren't participating in threads they aren't relevant

Oh so her advice was to tell people to kys, actually pretty based. Thanks for sharing mr. sexhaver.

Many such cases. Rip

>work on yourself
>rope
>seethe

you have three choices

That user is correct . Your whore gf has never faced any hardships in her life and is in no position to give males advice. Hope both of you normal niggers leap of a building hand in hand.

get off the fucking computer and go do fun things and enjoy your life then. its pretty fucking obvious. make yourself a more compelling person and meet more people

keep jerking off and getting no affection from anyone loser

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The only choices are to rope or seethe, you can't work your way out of not being born in a life where you get everything handed to you.

Now, why a normie sexhaver would come onto an incel board and seethe about incels, I couldn't possibly understand. You aren't even pressed with those two options and yet you choose to seethe anyway.

I didn't feel like writing out my life story because "muh trauma" so get off my micro dick and lard okay?

Get off this board REEEEEEEEEEE

i was a virgin until i was 20 dude. i had no friends and dreamed about suicide every day until 20. it got really bad during the start of covid. I made some changes and started lifting, reading more, getting back into my hobbies, meeting more people and treating myself better. my life is a lot better now. most people out here having sex and relationships are butt-ugly monkeys. most of the guys on this board are perfectly normal people capable of making it. It isn't impossible to find someone, you just gotta not be an autist and put in some effort into yourself and your relationships

>>work on yourself
>make yourself a more compelling person

>Students with IQs above 100...were significantly less likely to have had intercourse. Each additional point of IQ increased the odds of virginity by 2.7% for males and 1.7% for females.
>By age 19, 87% of college students have had sex. At MIT, it's only 51%. (Furthermore, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.)

mentalfloss.com/article/16759/sex-lives-smart-folk

You are really a retarded deluded normie. Your advices are nigga-tier and worthless. Telling a robot to go out and make friends, it's like saying to a starving african "go eat a burger".

smart people have a lot more self-doubt than dummies but if they apply themselves, they can accomplish even better results than the braindead masses. just find someone who's on your level. not every girl wants to discuss philosophy and read poetry but some do. go find someone compatible.

Asked a girl out once, I was like 10 or 11, when I was in elementery. Bitch humiliated me in front of entire class. Wasn't able to ask another girl out ever since. When everybody was developing social skills in high school,I was asocial dumbass. Now I am sad, alone and without necesarry social skills to change that. And I am probably ugly, but nobody directlly confirmed that.