A friend of my sister dies in a motorcycle accident

>a friend of my sister dies in a motorcycle accident
>go to her funeral
>lots of her friends are there
>I never meet girls because I'm a NEET
>try asking 8 of them out
>they all reject me in really mean ways
Why do normalfags hate incels so much? If society decided you're a social outcast and you try to break free from your condition people get so angry, it's disgusting.

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user you just have to go outside and meet girls durr hurr

Lost
I didn't know we were having a YLYL.

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Kek. This is the cleverest one of the bait threads in the catalog at the moment.

>be me
>at friend's funeral
>mourning his death
>this fat guy comes up to me
>oh they must've been friends
>he asks me out
>at a funeral
>wtf, this guy must be autistic
>tell him, quite bluntly, no
>he puffs off, muttering something about foids and normies
i just want to mourn my friend's death

>>they all reject me in really mean ways
Just learn to code bro

>>they all reject me in really mean ways
well, you showered right?

Even on r9k I get bullied. There simply isn't any hope for me.
I didn't want to, but my sister called me really mean things and basically forced me to, so yes. Even the girls in my family bully me.

Okay you made a funny post brother no need to larp harder than that

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If you're honestly calling that bullying and you're this sensitive about it, you kinda deserve to get bullied imo. Learn from it instead lmao.

>"It is not your business to turn out a funeral."

the girls didn't want to think about relationships when they need time to process someone dying. you'll need someone very special to understand you

youre not supposed to instantly ask out random strangers you retard dont you think that comes across as desperate. you need to establish a rapport, be subtle with your advances, take her on a few dates and make it official. if she wants you, you'll know. Not everyone is as desperate as you to fuck any stranger right off the bat

figure it out

>asking strangers out at a funeral
lol

>Uncle died
>Everyone's at parents house after funeral
>Buddies sister gives me a quick blowjob in the bathroom (didn't finish)
She was/is 12 years older than me.

>asking out women at a funeral
yep it's autism

It used to be a known fact that women get horny at funerals. Maybe things have changed. Idk.
Also
>Buddies sister is dying
>His other sister is crying to me
>(The same one from bj story earlier)
>We go for walk down the driveway
>It's dark. She's drunk
>We fuck in the ditch
>Cum in her
>She wipes up with her sock and puts it back on
>Return to bonfire where everyone else is congregated

It makes sense to me. Nothing makes me more aware of how lonely I am than funerals and weddings. The idea of living all my life not having a good obedient wife at my side is a little terrifying. I don't think it's wrong to strike up a conversation and ask to get coffee sometime at a funeral. Op's approach was probably a little rusty but the only way to iron kinks out is trial and error. Eventually it will go a little smoother, maybe some nibbles here and there, and before too long you'll get ese on the hook and reel 'er in all the way to the aisle.

You're so cool, user. Please share more shit that never happened with us.

meant to reply originally to , not

Not working or studying cripples you down way too much.
I wonder how you even got the self confidence to ask them out.
I would have a girlfriend right now if I had an apartment but I still live my parents with 22 and can't move out.
Seriously the only thing you need is a car and an apartment to get a girlfriend.

I don't know. What are you looking for exactly? Sometimes I see a cute couple holding hands while I'm out walking. One time I saw a guy proposing to his gf. I sometimes see couples feeding ducks. Such things make me feel lonely too, but not as much as I feel at weddings and funerals. These things definitely happen though. Is it really so strange to you that someone could feel loss at a funeral? Maybe you don't notice other couples when you are in a relationship but for a lonely single man these are the kind of things that stand out and instill a sense of longing.

I didn't mean to reply to you good sir

Oh, I see now. I am autistic and replied slow. But yeah, the feels are real. It's a happy kind of sadness to see them together.

I don't have anymore funeral stories. Well maybe one but there wasn't any sex. Just a strange family dynamic

>your condition people get so angry
These women probably see their relationships as status symbols, and a form of social capital. For you to say that they should take you for any relationship would be demeaning and insulting for them. Women think they have to be really selective with who they're close to, and as long as people value them for their relationships and social status they're right to be. It won't change until women arent valued for their relationships, which won't happen until women are valued for being productive members of society, which no one wants them to be.

There is hope OP.
My brother Neeted till he was almost 30 and now he has a girlfriend.
He's a male nurse and getting in contact with girls there seems to be easy.
I know that he was a massive Coomer too.
I didn't have a PC as a child and so I went to his room.
The PC wasn't locked and I discovered massive amounts of Japanese Porn there.
The bottom side of the desk was fully brown and so was one of his pillows.
A 30 year old massive Coomer Neet got a girlfriend.
Again, there is hope just do something