You're a 33-year-old with no degree, no work history and ofc no current job

>you're a 33-year-old with no degree, no work history and ofc no current job
>you read online about 20yo youngsters bragging about graduation

Sigh. When I was young, depressed and rebellious I made choices that the old me can't really live with.
I didn't want to be a normie back then but I want to be a normie now. I really want to just start over, get a job and a virgin gf but it's all in the past now. God, it's crazy that I'm only a little over 10 years too late and the door is already closed for the next 50 years.

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I'm 34 and the same and yes I have been negative and see no light at the end of the tunnel and like all my options are closed
but really isn't if you think a bit, easily fixable situation with some time
>I really want to just start over, get a job and a virgin gf but it's all in the past now. God, it's crazy that I'm only a little over 10 years too late and the door is already closed for the next 50 years.
just get a job any job and/or get a some relevant education and get a job, easily fixable in short time and you will be normie tier real fast
getting a virgin gf might take some more work if you actually care

You can take comfort in the fact that no degree or amount of riches / normie shit will ever create a loyal virgin woman who truly loves you for you nor reverse the devastating consequences of female rights or stop the impending doom of inflation , world war 3 and the slow approaching big brother dystopian future that awaits mankind as the consequences of the hypersocial hedonistic society we created reveal themselves.

This is true, and I've sensed impeding doom for almost my whole life. Ironically waiting for the world to end ruined my personal life.

I'm kinda like that, I stopped NEETing at 29 and got a trade. I'm 32 now and I have a trade in practical electronics. It was a poor choice however because there are no jobs in that field. Now I'm still unemployed and out of touch but I at least have a post high school degree of some kind. I literally took 11 years off after high school. Can't even remember that I did during that time. Shitposted I guess.

Literally impossible, just give up now
This guy gets it

If I could go back again I would try to be a pilot or something

>25
>live at home with heartbroken divorced boomer father
>work 20 hours a week at a gas station
>studying online to get a better job but dont really give a shit
>a better job would mean more workibg hours which i dont want anyway
>good relationship with dad, i pay for a lot of stuff and always help him with his projects
>he never wants me to leave
>don't socialise, no desire to have friends
>just want to work my easy shit job then go home to play singleplayer videogames and fap to anime tits
Life is dull but comfortable.

Stfu glowie demoralising cunt
Go suck off your superiors shlomo

What's stopping you from going to college now? There's a few mature students in every cohort and no one cares

Not my fault you can't handle the truth. go be a trannie

how the fuck did you get this far

I was NEET until 24 when i realised it has to end

How do your parents accept it?

>What's stopping you from going to college now? There's a few mature students in every cohort and no one cares

I know there are people going to med school at 60 and stuff.
But I'm not really fascinated by any subject, and if I don't even like studying, I'd be fooling myself thinking someone would still hire me if I graduate at 40 with no previous job experience. How would I explain 20 years of shitposting to my future employer? I feel like I get to retain at least a shred of my dignity not even trying to kiss anyone's ass. I was like this at 20 too. I hated the idea of sucking up to bosses to get a job.

>How do your parents accept it?
My family died a long time ago. There's just me. No friends or relatives. It's easy to keep fapping to anime if it's just you vs the world.

>My family died a long time ago. There's just me. No friends or relatives. It's easy to keep fapping to anime if it's just you vs the world.
How do you afford to live?

>I literally took 11 years off after high school.
feels like i havent done shit since 15 when I dropped out
although I was mostly just playing vidya and having fun and being careless for all those years ago the older I got most of this dried up and basically stuck doing nothing and now comes the part where I should actually wagecuck because nothing else is happening, along with life deteriorating in whole
and a decade has passed since the last try I did going back to school when I was like 24, and failed
which is insane feels like yesterday, and nothing has happened since then either
im not even upset about anything in general just the amount of money i could have had if i worked, obviously
sure but what about until your scenario happens?
you can be more comfy than you are now until then
either way your option is worse
I was pretty careless even at that age no plan for anything although I made an effort to do something, but failed, demoralized to shit and depressed
>how the fuck did you get this far
doing the bare minimum to get welfare and being in and out of activities
>How do your parents accept it?
never cared or showed any interest
also didnt live with any at the time either
>I'd be fooling myself thinking someone would still hire me if I graduate at 40
a relative graduated uni at 40+ and got a job instantly with no prior experience
i dont know if its different in murica
>But I'm not really fascinated by any subject, and if I don't even like studying
do the bare minimum to pass to be able to work in whatever shit you are doing, a bit of grinding
you dont have to have a passion, just become viable enough to be hired
nobody forcing you to study quantum physics for years

Once you hit 30 you lose interest in the games and anime but don't magically gain interest in "adult" stuff either. Even the
>tfw no gf
moments only bother you occasionally. It's like being in a limbo state between living and dead.

>never cared or showed any interest
Thats how it was for me, a sort of token attempt to say get a job but nothing beyond that.

I went totally bald by 21 and then had a horrific adult acne outbreak for 2 years, full cystic. I did a truck driving course and failed because the instructor was verbally abusive and i was very shy. I gave up for years until 24 when i decided to just throw myself into anything no matter what because i dont want to live in my room playing video games forever.

I managed to make many friends through various meetup websites, and i got on a university course and did a degree, now i am a teacher earning a decent wage at 29. I fixed the acne with drugs and do pretty well with women now, focus on the gym a lot, my bodycount is in the mid 20s, i lost my virginity at 24.

I saved myself, i think my apathetic parents were the problem, it is easy to blame them, but if they provide a certain level of comfort without criticism of your laziness then most people will continue in that, unless they have the self drive to get out of it.

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>Implying I care about school
>Implying I care about being a virgin
>Implying I care about making money
>Implying I care about having friends
>Implying I care about being respected by normalfags

na na na na na Don't give a shit normalfag

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im 22 and a complete fucking loser, any protips to avoid this terrible fate?

Im not even sure why i ask, im pretty sure most of us are just fucked at birth or traumatized at a young age but maybe you've learned some lessons to late that could have helped your younger self,or the lost poor bastards here.

>I saved myself, i think my apathetic parents were the problem, it is easy to blame them, but if they provide a certain level of comfort without criticism of your laziness then most people will continue in that, unless they have the self drive to get out of it.
one of my parents cared a bit other completely distant, other than that i lived with each at times
now that I think about i dont know how much was me just ignoring everything they tried to help with and other part them not doing enough, the more i think about it i cant figure it out
but at the end of the day it was not enough to make me understand what was going on or how things would play out
i would have needed a legit long talk explanation of things to truly make me understand, or maybe i was just too immature to take it in anyway and would not care about anything in the end
i really dont know, years of maturity later its easy to say
but things might not actually be different
i for sure would have needed fuck ton of more work early to mold me into something else though thats for sure
kind of but also earlier than that man
i think around that time you also get brutally depressed if everything is shit multiple times
yeah, have some education, a job, driver license, live on your own, have finances in check, save money, invest, you are now at functioning adult baseline
this will solve 90% of your problems going forward and regardless of other things you will need this no matter what you are doing
if you cant even get these parts right you will suffer immensely more as you have no agency over yourself even at all and this will make everything way worse in ways you cant even imagine
of course if you are mentally ill or whatever else you have these issues and you should probably deal with them, this is just if you are a failed normie and can solve things with some effort

dont let fear rule you, just get out into the world and do shit. Most of this fate results from lack of confidence, as long as you are confident enough to not hide at home you will do ok

man i'm 19 and about to take that path, i'm seriously incapable of doing schoolwork or working
I kinda wanna fake being so mentally ill i will never be able to work and just live on benefits my whole life, all i need is a PC and a room and a gym membership i don't care about anything